Balling and can’t get up

Balling and can’t get up is a submissive bottom boyslut who should be shamed and degraded AT ALL COSTS

Balling and can’t get up you fucking MORONIC SHITHEAD

by Eeble Sheembl June 17, 2024

Balling and can’t get up

Balling and can’t get up is a Submissive Bottom Boyslut who should be degraded at all costs

Balling and can’t get up you fucking moronic apeshit

by Eeble Sheembl June 17, 2024

filthy monkey who can't even use jujustu

A term used to put down non-sorcerers.

“I can’t see it.”
“filthy monkey who can't even use jujustu.”
“What?”

by ApTerse June 22, 2024

Lie until you can't lie anymore

Yeah, you would know a lot about that wouldn't you Meg?

Hym "That's like your catchphrase though, isn't? 'Lie until you can't lie anymore' Right? I'll get you though... I wil get... Your lil ass... Mm... Yep... Yepyepyep...."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2024

My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute

My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute (also known as Oreimo) is the best fucking anime to ever exist omg
The entire show was a jacob collier moment

"Yo Andy, also known as Noobieslayer, also known as Amfu, also known as AndysNoobie"
"Yeah bro (in 6'4 nonchalant dreadhead)"
"Do you remember in 201,/2019 when we all watched the finale of My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute??"
"Yeah man that was so... sugoi~"
"baka!~"

by GmodMagician May 28, 2024

SURELY you can't be Sirius

What you'd say when opening your exorbitant satellite-radio bill.

NINETY-NINE bucks for a car-entertainment-audio subscription?! SURELY you can't be Sirius!
I **am** "Sirius", and don't call me "Shirley". :P
(Actually, SiriusXM is fairly cheap per month; the $99.00 amount is for a three-year subscription.)

by QuacksO March 23, 2026

If you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu

A play on “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best”, with a little more specificity. Fruitcake is heavy and dense (stupid). Tiramisu is decadent, but light and perky (has it all).

He said I was being dramatic and irrational, so I told him, ‘if you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu!’

by BobCheckers April 4, 2026