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Andrew

A really tall lanky Asian guy who looks like a street pole and is really bad at smash bros
by Peepeepoopoo1hehe February 3, 2024
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Heheheheh... Ok... I'll explain it to you. You're- It's... It's not that complicated. Alright...
A fucking dope (I mean Jesus Christ guys 🤦 ♂️) "Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!"

Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"
by Hym Iam February 8, 2024
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Andrew

Andrew is a CUNT
by anonymous April 7, 2023
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an Andrew

To pull an Andrew means to get back with your ex after you two have broken up and gotten back together more than 3 times.
Piper pulled an Andrew when she got back with Beni after they broke up last month.
by popohy78878 April 8, 2023
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Andrew

Andrew will not give you a happy life
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
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Andrew herpin

Andrew herpin eats ass that’s so cool
by anonymous April 12, 2023
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Andrew

is a member of Josh's Cult, died trying to save Bailey by sewerslides.
Josh:" Hey Rachel, wanna join my cult?"
Rachel: "No im too busy stealing your brother"
Bailey*gets stolen*":O"
Andrews*unalives self*
by bigfartknuckles April 19, 2023
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