bigfartknuckles's definitions

Josh

to have a turtle neck circumcision

runs a cult

Josh: "Hey Rachel, wanna join my cult?
Rachel:" No im too busy trying to steal your brother"

by bigfartknuckles April 19, 2023

Bailey

was stolen by Rachel

his brother Josh runs a cult

Josh:" Hey Rachel, wanna join my cult?"
Rachel: "No im too busy stealing your brother"
Bailey*gets stolen* " :O"

by bigfartknuckles April 19, 2023

Andrew

is a member of Josh's Cult, died trying to save Bailey by sewerslides.

Josh:" Hey Rachel, wanna join my cult?"
Rachel: "No im too busy stealing your brother"
Bailey*gets stolen*":O"
Andrews*unalives self*

by bigfartknuckles April 19, 2023

Josh

Second in command of his own cult. Has a hot brother.

Andrew:"Wow i cant believe josh is second in command of his own cult!"
Josh:"Hey Rachel, wanna be the leader of my cult?"
Rachel:"I already am and im stealing your brother, he's mucho papi"

by bigfartknuckles April 19, 2023

Rachel

Leader of Josh's Cult. "Marrying" Josh's Brother.

Rachel:"This is my cult now"
Andrew:"Can i die yet?"
Rachel:"Drink the kool-aid andrew."

by bigfartknuckles April 19, 2023

Andrew

Drank the kool-aid.

That's all.

Andrew:" jhkfgJHHGUJKHGKUJYIFGJKHVBJK" *dies*
Josh:"Hey you, urbandictionary user wanna join my cult?"
Josh:"i mean rachel's cult im second in command of my cult, ooooo a dead body yummy"

by bigfartknuckles April 19, 2023

Bailey

Innocent by standard to the death of his friend. Trophy kidnapped husband to Rachel. Josh's Brother who is the second in command of his own cult.

Bailey:"WTF just happened xD"
Rachel:*smeargle voice*"Dont worry my precious, off you go to your chambers now"
Josh:"Hey urbandictionary user just letting you know were still recruiting for my cult --- i mean rachel's cult sorry im second in command of the cult known as 'Josh's Cult' "

by bigfartknuckles April 19, 2023