Acid Eye

Possibly the worst band ever.

Tom:Hey Erick did you go to the Acid eye show?

Erick. Yeah They're trying to be like the sex pistols. They're nothing close

by Decimated July 29, 2009

Eye cheese

Similar to bag cheese but the affected person had their eye to close to an infected man package. Probably caught from some extreme form of retinal teabagging .

Liz got some bag cheese in her eye forming into eye cheese after Rick dipped his cabbage ballsin her eye.

Rachel accidently got some bag cheese in her eye after tense love play with Derek. The bag cheese mutated into eye cheeseand grew up and had a family in her eye

by Costas Mandalore June 16, 2009

White Eye

When a man will jizz on a woman's eyelid(s) when they are closed. Wait a while until it hardens and then when she tries to open her eyes she will find it very hard as it is closed to glued shut.

Mark: Hey man I just gave Lucy a white eye!

Shane: No way!

by Stickystuffs April 23, 2011

Squid Eye

Someone who's eye is messed up and you can't tell which way or what they are looking at.

I can't tell if Mrs Clifford is telling me or you off she has a squid eye.

by N!COLE April 14, 2007

Bedroom Eyes

Windows to your hole.

Her bedroom eyes were impossible to see from behind.

by gullywompr July 24, 2017

eye juice

when some ones eyes get all wet...

"man he has eye juice like a nigga sweatin!"

by Eric Forbes March 23, 2005

Shit Eyes

The offensive (but accurate) way to refer to an unrepenting jackass who frequently makes life difficult for others by being mean-spirited and/or simply stupid.

Presumable derived from a culture that tended to hold down those who exhibited these traits and rub shit in their eyes.

Synonymous with Fucker.

Hey, Shit Eyes, that's my mug. Use your own.

Shit Eyes over there keeps using my mug.

I wish that Shit Eyed fucker would stop using my mug.

by Ship Cannon August 19, 2010