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Your mom 

A maternal insult (also referred to as a "yo mama" joke) is a reference to a person's mother through the use of phrases such as "your mother" or other regional variants, frequently used to insult the target by way of their mother.
"Your Mom is so fat when she got on the scale it said, I need your weight not your phone number." Alec joked.
Your mom by TheRealQuenCrew March 7, 2019
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Your ma is the sexiest thing going
I rode your ma 😂
Your ma by Georgia28lxx April 9, 2019

Your eyes are gooood 

When your eyes are very red after smoking weed
Boy1: Yo bro, your eyes are gooood rn

Boy2: Nah bro you’re baked af , Check yours in yo front camera

your mom 

its just your mom
your mom by a dunbcunt April 14, 2019

Your Mom 

She was right beside you where you were sick , she loved you no matter you dick head hated her , she made you shit like a normal person , without her you would be shitting on the streets . She loved you no matter how ugly you look. She made you food when you were hungry and now your just a fat ass because of how much you ask Things from her and never giving her a simple thank you .
You: Mom i want food .
Your Mom: nere you go chicken pasta

You: no ew i hate it . I want something else
Your Mom: *kicks your ass*
Your Mom by Brofroanomo April 17, 2019

Your aunt a croissant 

The final blow to end the long battle. Only wielded by the most intellectual of all beings in the known multiverse. Would have been a quicker end to Thanos.
P1: your mom giey
P2 your dad lesbain

P1: your sistr a mistr

P2: your bruther your muther

P1: your granni tranni

P2: your grandpap-a-trap

P1: your ancestorz incestorz

P2: your family reunion homosexuel communion

P1: your family tree LGBT
P2: your neece obese
P1: your speces feces
P2: your genus penus

P1: YOUR AUNT A CROISSANT
P2: *dies*

Your moms favorite Minecraft seed 

Sweeney loves your moms favorite Minecraft seed