wizards jordan

when a something falls off or isn’t as good as it once was; usually referring to a woman

yeah i used to like her a lot bro but now she’s wizards jordan

wizards jordan by busscboy June 17, 2024

Wizardschaften

When you get schafted by a Wizard in a bad situation.

Could also be used to describe a Wizards shaft.

Liam - I'm going to get Wizardschafted!!
Robbie - OH FUCK I'VE BEEN WIZARDSCHAFTED RIGHT UP THE RECTUM.
The wizard used his Wizardschaften.

Wizardschaften by Lillysillyxx June 29, 2024

Wizza 

Derived from the conjunction between the term “Wizard” and the motif behind the colloquial use of the term “Nigga,” the term “Wizza” defines the brotherly and affectionate reference to one’s Caucasian male friends and/or a pondering individual.

My man’s Stoic pontificate different fo’ real, he a true wizza

Oh he ate some candies, wizza got the zoomies

My wizza, pull up at the quad

Trump my main wizza

Wizza by PEMDAS 9 + (3/4) July 14, 2024

Wizarding 

Wizarding is when you grab a bottle of flammable liquids, spray a girls pubes, light them on fire then put it out with your piss while saying "Abra Cadabra, Piss be the, By goes the flames, Here with me."

Alex asked Rebecca if they could try wizarding

Wizarding by Ancient God July 24, 2024

Wizard's sleeve 

A particularly capacious sausage wallet; a clown's pocket.

"Sex with Veronica was really a disappointment Joe" "Nobody told me she had a fanny like a wizard's sleeve"

Wizard's sleeve by Ninjitsu Master July 27, 2024

Wizard dick 

In reference to a pointed log in a water way that rises and lowers above and below the surface of the water in an unpredictable manner.

Look out for the Wizard Dick two bends upstream.
That Wizard Dick was sticking up in the morning and just below the surface in the afternoon.
I didn’t even see that Wizard Dick until I was pulling it out of my impeller.

Wizard dick by Creeky Joints July 28, 2024

wizard 

cool, great, amazing, surprisingly good

That's so wizard

wizard by 00shmate March 9, 2024