Bryce Wagner’d

An action. Describes losing in fantasy football by over 80 points.

Joe: Holy shit Davis is losing by 114 to Chris.
Cooper: Yeah man he’s getting Bryce Wagner’d LOL!

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Missouri Cum Wagon

When a guy and girl are fucking in the car and he jizzes all over the seat/interior of car.

She was riding me until my car turned into a Missouri Cum Wagon!

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A person who has a meaningless, below average, minimum wage job, that doesn’t take skill or talent to do.

The girl at McDonald’s fucked up my Diet Coke......she totally just showed her wage! Yep, Susie.....get it right....know your wage!

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I sure love drag racing with my kids in my 2010 Cadillac CTS-V Wagon because I’m so cool and yeah.

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Means you are screwed in the worse way .. Basically life is so screwed up. Worse case scenario.

Bertha wrecked her car killed 3 people... Ouch I bumped my pinky toe on the couch..Fuck a duck on a gut wagon

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an mini van your parents drive that you are embarassed to be seen in.

last nite we went to town in my moms shaggin wagon

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a gay man who enjoys penis in his rectum on regular occasions

he is such a faggot wagon for liking that much dick in his butt.