Hitler Rule 

The law that states that all persons comparing their opponents in an argument or debate to the infamous Nazi tyrant Adolf Hitler (or the Nazi party) is a tool, jerk, douche, etc. This person immediately forfeits the argument.

Person A: Dude, the dress code is so stupid. It's like it was written by Hitler.
Person B: We can't have this conversation, you started it with the Hitler Rule you tool, jerk, douche, etc.

Person A: Obamacare is so Nazi that--
Person B: Hitler Rule. You lose.

Hitler Rule by Roger McChicken Smodger April 24, 2011

aqua teen hunger force rule

Do not tell a prospective lover that you watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force until after you've had sex. This can be applied to any habit or avocation that is likely to prevent you from having sex.

"Dude, don't tell her that until after you've nailed her. Don't forget the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Rule."

aqua teen hunger force rule by "Hot" Karl Marx November 10, 2006

5 second rule 

Rule invoked whenever dropped food is picked up and consumed in the presence of others. Time can vary widely depending on the type of food dropped: a sirloin steak at a barbecue may have nine lives, while a street vendor hotdog is declared unfit for consumption even before it touches the ground.

Once I saw it slip from his tongs, I asked the street meat vendor if I could get a new sausage.

5 second rule by K M July 12, 2004

Ja rule 

Cookie Monster's long lost twin brother

Ja Rule raps like the Cookie Monster

Ja rule by the truth January 12, 2005

CAD rule 

The therey that, if one removes the second and third panel of a Ctrl+Alt+Del comic, it becomes much funnier.

Dammit, Buckley. Get to the point! We can't use the CAD rule forever!

CAD rule by A. Ymous April 30, 2008

golden rule 

Whatever happens isn't gay if it's part of a three way.

Bob and I were tag teaming Suzie last night. Just as I was about to nut, my dick slipped out of her cooch and landed in Bob's mouth. It was cool, it was part of a three way so the golden rule applies.

golden rule by Tony Rockyhara June 14, 2011

Naked Rule 

The rule that states you must disregard everything said when your partner-of-choice is naked.

Every time you are naked, do not believe anything I say. It will be called the naked rule.

Naked Rule by The Lowest Law January 5, 2009