Painties

Often mistaken as a typo, painties are painted on panties. Best if done with edible paint.

Painties - You Gotta Nair It to Wear It
Paint on Panties, Edible Undies, Roll On Nu Nu Wear, Paint-A-Taint, Crayola Cooter

Painties by Burt Roadkill September 15, 2008

watching paint dry 

In basketball, the slowness of a defender near the basket, getting beat by a fast-moving player who scores. The paint is the [center[ lane from the foul line to the basket.

Number 27 was watching paint dry on that drive to the hoop.

watching paint dry by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015

Finger painting 

Wiping the residue from your fingers onto a womans back after fingering them.

After fingering a girl, I lover finger painting smiley faces on their lower back.

Finger painting by Super Beast 92 June 11, 2011

goes hard in the paint 

when some is really good

I really like that movie.It goes hard in the paint.

goes hard in the paint by Zack April 11, 2003

paintballer 

Someone who plays paintball.

Don't get into a gunfight with an experienced paintballer, he'll KILL you!

paintballer by John Wayne Newton January 13, 2007

Pointy Stewart 

To twist the fabric of a shirt directly over a persons nipple without actually twisting their nipple.

Grasp the fabric located superior to a persons nipple and with a pulling motion twist the fabric causing the fabric to point outward. Thus, a Pointy Stewart has been created.

Pointy Stewart by Moustacheplaque January 11, 2012

pointing percy at the porcelain 

The act of pointing one's penis towards the toilet bowl whilst standing. Usually accompanied by urination.

"Jeff, your dinner's ready!"

"Give me a minute! I'm just pointing percy at the porcelain!"

pointing percy at the porcelain by John Superman December 6, 2013