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Humpbumps

The new CDC-approved name for Monkeypox.
My friend Jeff got humpbumps from a rave in Chicago
by Jawwnny August 19, 2022
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humpter

The act of making love, having sexual intercourse with, or humping, a female of any species
Me and my cuzin went to the watering hole last night for a little beaver huntin;) when I dropped him back off at the farm he was so wasted he woke up thismornin in the pig pen naked and nestled up to old lady Eleanor owr big fat pig. he told me he's not sure but he may have HUMPTER! Woo eeh! Them two are going to have some beautiful babies
by Mr.Fixzer September 3, 2022
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humpbang

Some nasty chick who humps shit till she cums in public. Like all the way public. Completely visible to people.
DUDE LISA JUST HUMPBANGED HER NOTEBOOK IN THE HALLWAY
by Jembus Crust September 16, 2022
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Humpty

The fuel of nightmares, typically an egg or a previous English king.
by poroekd October 13, 2022
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HUMPFISH

Humpfish To describe somethings beauty!!!
Dam i want to Humpfish that ass!!!
by HUMPFISHED October 14, 2022
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humplefundundlingonesing

When you are absolutely shocked, disappointed, and in despair that a woman has declined sending you explicit images of her, specifically a woman found in a Discord e-dating server.
Every since this afternoon, I’ve been humplefundundlingonesing.
by Dreemii06 October 23, 2022
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Humpback whaling

When you have sex after your water is broken
We were admitted to the hospital, but all she wanted to do was humpback whaling
by cytobomb November 4, 2022
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