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delayed texting

is something that happens 9 out of 10 times when the "faded" state of mind transition occurs.
Sorry about the delayed texting, I am a little faded right now.
by Branden J. Fox. March 11, 2012
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Text Barrier

The invisible wall made of nervousness and/or fear of embarrassment that prevents you from texting someone.
Hey dude, I finally overcame the text barrier and texted that hot girl I met last week.

Girl 1: The guy I like texted me last night and we had a whole conversation!
Girl 2: Good for you, the text barrier has been broken!

I said something really embarrassing to Tanya the other night and now there's a text barrier between us.
by LOLrobots August 1, 2012
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text pong

A game invented in the summer of 2011 by some bored kids in Maryland. The game requires at least four people, all with cell phones. Here are the instructions:

1) Circle around a ping pong table.
2) Get out your phone, and select a random contact. Start a new text message.
3) Put said phone on the table.
4) Have someone hit the ping pong ball. Every time someone hits the ball, press a random key on the phone and run to the next phone. Keep the ball in play for as long as possible.
5) When the ball goes out of play, hit the space bar on the nearest phone.
6) Repeat steps 4 and 5 until 5 words are written. Click 'send.' Rinse and repeat.

A great way to confuse the hell out of your text receiver.
Mike: Dude, I'm bored, what do you want to do?
Joe: Dude, let's gather the bros and play some text pong!
Mike: Awesome! I've been meaning to lose some friends.
by smreidy November 26, 2011
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ninja-text

A text message that reaches your phone without making a noise, vibrating, or indicating in any way that you have received said text. The ninja-textee is shocked to find, minutes later, that there is a text in their inbox.
Guy: "Hello? You there? I've texted you like three times!"

Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"

Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"
by TextMessageNinja November 27, 2011
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No balls texting

To only have balls to text people shit, not to actually say it to their face.
No balls texting: when one room mate doesn't have the balls to say things to your face so they resort to texting you.
by Kickit kid December 15, 2011
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Text Swag

the ability to get an individual to open up sexually through social platforms like facebook/BBM/whatsapp/iMessage which leads to sexual encounters without getting to go on a date.
Yo dawg shawty went down son! I dont know shawty but she felt my text swag and gave it up!
by dycejones December 15, 2011
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Text items

Items made by text. Best used in texting with phones that you can't send pics with
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Teen 1:u r good at making text items
Teen 2:thx
by Avery monkey butt January 15, 2012
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