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Jewish Standard Time

A standard of time, normally being about 26 minutes after the rest of the people within your time zone.
Dude, WTF? Can't you make it to work on time? Are all your clocks set on Jewish Standard Time?
by Sgt. I.M. Nobody January 17, 2009
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give her the time

to have sex, an obviously articulate male's way of putting it. Originated in The Catcher in the Rye.
How'd your date go last night man?
Awesome, we drove up to lookout point and i gave her the time in the back seat.
by lauren February 22, 2005
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a good time

When you have 4 hours of writing ahead of you and it’s due in 2 hours.
A good time is starting and finding a 40 page paper in 2 hours.
by A sleep deprived person January 7, 2020
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half-time hoot

the act of relighting a previously put out joint because everyone got way too stoned to finish it the first time, but now is ready for a second round.
Hey I`m sober, wanna half-time hoot?
by SLSS April 25, 2007
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Skippy Time

Applying peanut butter to your genitals so your pet will lick it off.
I cant sext right now, its skippy time.
by AlphaNerd June 21, 2009
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Youtube Time Warp

When you watch a Youtube video and space out, then regaining consciousness and realize you just spent an hour watching related Youtube videos.
I was going to go to bed at 10:30, but I Youtube Time Warped to 12 o' clock.
by Vakattack91 January 24, 2010
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Manu Time

Referring to a basketball player. If it is manu time, that means there has been a string of success or pwnage. Ususally refering to basketball. Manu time can happen anywhere, your neighbor hood court, or at the YMCA. Once engaged in Manu time, you will make every shot/ and or own the court. But unfotunatly, although studied vigerously, Manu Time may go beyond the game and make you succed in everything you do. Which causes an imbalance in the universe. please use at own risk.
That guy just made 20 3's in the first quarter. Paul could not understand why. But then he glanced at his watch...... it was Manu Time
by Native777 February 23, 2010
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