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First World Twat
A person who genuinely and seriously calls out somebody's legitimate complaint as a first world problem as a means of trivialising them and their complaint, usually to obtain a smug sense of moral superiority because of how 'in touch' they are with the 'plight of the underprivileged'.
Dave: "Great, my air conditioner just died in the middle of a heatwave! This sucks."
Twat: "This is such a first world problem. At least you have a house and clothes, and perpetual access to the internet on your smartphone to make these status updates."
Dave: "Don't be such a first world twat."
Twat: "This is such a first world problem. At least you have a house and clothes, and perpetual access to the internet on your smartphone to make these status updates."
Dave: "Don't be such a first world twat."
First World Twat by Cult Kitten January 17, 2014
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putty-twat
A person who will not comply with what is asked of him. They sometimes pour out their beer when nobody is watching because they are drunk after 3. This person usually exhibits little-man syndrome and can never seem to hook up with a woman under the age of 13. They will never make it past 12:00am.
putty-twat by 6765 DP April 11, 2007
Toffee Nosed Twat
Often used by Liverpool Football Club supporters to describe Everton Football Club supporters. Everton are known as the toffees due to toffees being thrown into the crowd many years ago.
Toffee Nosed Twat by Scouse Mouse October 14, 2009
Bubble Twat
A large mass of fat usually located in between a womans belly button and the top of her vagina. Effectively connecting her vagina and gut.This can usually only be found on severe overweight women, but can also be found on woman who may have given birth recently and sometimes on obese men.
The mass of fat gives the appearance of a "bubble" directly above the genital area, and must frequently be physically moved out of the way to engage in sexual intercourse. Often the pubic hair will continue on to the mass of fat following the natural creases of a woman vagina, which can give the appearance of a "Camel Toe" far above where it may usually be found. This can also be referred to as a gunt
Most commonly found in rural towns or concentrated urban area which may contain Walmart's and/or McDonalds.
The mass of fat gives the appearance of a "bubble" directly above the genital area, and must frequently be physically moved out of the way to engage in sexual intercourse. Often the pubic hair will continue on to the mass of fat following the natural creases of a woman vagina, which can give the appearance of a "Camel Toe" far above where it may usually be found. This can also be referred to as a gunt
Most commonly found in rural towns or concentrated urban area which may contain Walmart's and/or McDonalds.
As drunk as I was, I could still feel her Bubble twat rub against my abdomen as we danced the night away..
Bubble Twat by Blitzzd November 26, 2009