You will need, three cans of beans, one container of Canadian maple syrup and a female,midget the shorter the better. Have the female eat all three cans of beans then wait for the usually undesired effect. Once she starts have her get naked and do a head stand, knees down towards the chest and she is to hold her butt cheeks apart. As a side note you might want to brace her against a pice of furnature or some thing? You pour the maple syrup onto her butt hole and when she passes wind you stab the bubbles back into her butt with your penis.
Dude, we were thinking about going out for brunch this morning , but your sister decided on giving us a Canadian short stack at home instead.
by Rufus the pirate October 10, 2017
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Jane: is it because of my girl shorts?
Jane: is it because of my girl shorts?
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by Polish Roadapple February 20, 2021
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