Put A Sombrero On It

Another way of saying put a rubber on it.

My grandpa would say “Mijo put a sombrero on it” after he met my new girlfriend.

by Whitemexicann May 26, 2021

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I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

A catch-all saying used to refer to a task that needs to get done but you have no intention of doing.

My wife: have you not been taking your blood pressure medication?
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

by Bigdadbiv May 26, 2021

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she put her bagels on me

Something sexual

Grace, she put her bagels on me

by _Calm_ May 28, 2021

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put it in the dirty

Anal sex

“Damn bro! Denise is a straight freak! She loves it when I put it in the dirty!”

by Elvis Moran August 26, 2021

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Put her down

The respectful way to refer to the act of shaving off a large beard or mustache.

"Nice porn 'satchel!"
"Thanks bud. She's what remains of my winter beard, but I think I'm gonna have to put her down in a week or two. I haven't gotten laid since December."

by Sloppy7ths June 2, 2021

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put on heirs

Gettin' up on yer high horse due to your family background.

Ethan Couch really put on heirs regarding his supposedly deserving preferential treatment. Sometimes it worked in his favor, but unfortunately even his parents' vast wealth and social prestige couldn't save him regarding his mass-manslaughter conviction.

by QuacksO June 11, 2021

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