Went to a strip club last night and got a hot lap dance from Suzy. Much to her disgust I jizzed my pants in under 30 seconds.
by kam75xx April 11, 2021
Get the Jizzed my pantsmug. When the woman is confident beyond the freshly douched fresh scent
When she butches up and leaves her mark on the world
Blueprinting a new way of thinking upon anyone in her path
When she butches up and leaves her mark on the world
Blueprinting a new way of thinking upon anyone in her path
Snow White Kat put her Big bitch pants on and kissed her prince charming and woke his sorry ass up His name was Tony you know like an Italian job Thought he was a great lover and all
Now he says when Kat puts on her big bitch pants that he is blueprinted into a new tail she woke up prince charming
Moral of the story if a girl named Kat puts on her big bitch pants you're going to be pussy whipped Italian or not
Now he says when Kat puts on her big bitch pants that he is blueprinted into a new tail she woke up prince charming
Moral of the story if a girl named Kat puts on her big bitch pants you're going to be pussy whipped Italian or not
by Tonythetiler April 20, 2018
Get the Big bitch pantsmug. A usually somewhat embarrassing thing that could happen for a few reasons.
1. You are a young infant with no bladder control
2. You are an elderly citizen who has the same excuse and the infant.
3. You held your pee in for too long.
4. You have a fetish, and pee yourself for enjoyment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5. You are an actor on pornhub who's job is to piss their pants/shorts/panties/underwear for others' sexual amusement
1. You are a young infant with no bladder control
2. You are an elderly citizen who has the same excuse and the infant.
3. You held your pee in for too long.
4. You have a fetish, and pee yourself for enjoyment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5. You are an actor on pornhub who's job is to piss their pants/shorts/panties/underwear for others' sexual amusement
by A_single_bean May 31, 2019
Get the peeing your pantsmug. Fat Man Pants are an informal variety of trousers intended for comfort or athletic purposes. Often worn by students in college from mainly American branded shops.
John: I'm sick of these jeans, might lash on the old fat man pants later.
Buckley: Ah good idea John. My mother packed my bag so I don't have fat man pants with me.
Buckley: Ah good idea John. My mother packed my bag so I don't have fat man pants with me.
by Surfingarbo June 10, 2010
Get the Fat Man Pantsmug. you buy a pair of regular every day ordinary pants not knowing that they'll leave you at unfortunate times, like when you're talking to a girl you want to ask out... hence making her think that all you want is to stick it in her.
Guy: "Hey, how's it goin?"
Girl: "Uhm, pretty good, how abou-"
Traveling Pants: "That's it, I'm outa here."
-Traveling Pants travel away-
Guy: "Oh shit!"
Girl: "Oh. So you just want some action huh? I hate that!"
-Girl walks away-
-Guy just stands there not knowing what the fuck just happened-
Girl: "Uhm, pretty good, how abou-"
Traveling Pants: "That's it, I'm outa here."
-Traveling Pants travel away-
Guy: "Oh shit!"
Girl: "Oh. So you just want some action huh? I hate that!"
-Girl walks away-
-Guy just stands there not knowing what the fuck just happened-
by AmandaLICIOUS37 June 16, 2008
Get the traveling pantsmug. Disgusting tartan boxer shorts worn by boring old men and fat security guards. Usually unwashed and covered with shit stains.
by Flappy Dickwad May 5, 2009
Get the Pork Scotch Pantsmug. Skinny pants that are so tight that they actually cut of circulation. This sometimes results in the users knuckles turning blue.
by faux bird February 28, 2008
Get the Blue knuckle pantsmug.