Lobjob

A sexual act involving a live lobster and the male genitalia. The male, most likely at a seafood restaurant asks for a live lobster, lays his genitalia on the underside of the lobster tail, and uses the tail legs motions to pleasure himself. This act is often prohibited in upscale restaurant, and is often played as a game where the participant attempts to achieve completion before being physically escorted out of the restaurant

Didnt you hear, Matt got kicked out of the red lobster last week from trying to get a lobjob!

by Food_Fanatic November 14, 2025

Lobster limit

Lobster limit (noun)

- The absolute lowest dip a cryptocurrency hits before it claws its way back up.

- Used by traders who think they can spot the exact bottom—even though they absolutely cannot.

The moment when a chart bottoms out so hard it looks like it needs a crustacean recovery arc. Also reffered to as Lobster floor or Lobster point.

"Holy shit can BTC fall even lower?"
"No, we are at the lobster limit now"
"Hell yeah I'm buying at the lobster limit"

by MichaelCryptoSmith November 21, 2025

Lobotism

People who like the character lobo and does have autism

I have lobotism

by Batsy_thedarkknight November 28, 2025

Lobotobaby

Lobotomized at birth, 45 years later voting in the United States for a convicted felon to run the country to "own the libs" while simultaneously shooting yourself in the foot with sky rocketing prices of everything that could ever cost money and cutting away at your own civil rights because you're afraid of brown people having those same rights.

That mother fucking lobotobaby said he's going to vote for trump for 2028.

by ShitBricksForNicks December 17, 2025

Cobble-Lobber

a beer, a brewsky, a brewhaha or brewha
This is a term that originated in a juggernaut of a regional northeastern supermarket chain and is used to this day by its key management staff and underlings alike!

After work, me and the boys hit the local watering hole and sucked down a few cobble-lobbers!

by weave July 15, 2003

knob lobber

A cock sucker, a man who likes to "lob" the "knob."

That Senator ------ is such a knob lobber.

by shindotv September 7, 2007

probe lobes

The doctor starts to probe lobes, only to find that your bodily hygeine is oh, oh so bad."

You taking a q-tip and shoving into one ear, then the other, as you probe lobes,despite the implicit instructions not to, you find wax so old, it could only be conserved in one of those weird museums on a beach strip."

The annual examination your doctor gives, when he puts a light spectrum to your ear to probe lobes, to check out see what's going on, to you nothing, to him, a lighted slick based adventure."

"This ringing in my ear, has got to stop, I'm glad I have an HMO, my doc can probe lobesand see if I have tinnitus."

"I've been sticking q-tips in my ears for years, but when I do the double probe lobes, all I find is more wax build up, my doctor doesn't seem to get that somehow there's a safer way to get it out of there."

"Ya know, if you probe lobes, you might hear a little better, yo, it's like your deaf or something, man, wassup?

by writah' May 18, 2008