Blueycapsules clone 

A blueycapsules clone is a twitter comic that closely follows the template of the twitter comic "Blueycapsules"

Comic named usually consist of 2 words,
usually a color and then some sort of drug such as
"Tealy Tablets, Lavender Lozenge, Whitish Weed, Leanish capsules, Magenta Mints, Red Medzz, Purple Etymology."

Guy 1 : " Hey do you follow Whitish Weed?"
Guy 2 : "No i dont like Blueycapsules clones."

Blueycapsules clone by goobahooba May 27, 2022

cloke 

cloke-(n) coke spelled with a typo; cloak spelled by a re-tard.

harry potter: hey did you see my awesome invisibility cloke??
hermione: harry, you re-tard.

guy 1: wanna go get a cloke?
guy 2: guy 1, you re-tard.

cloke by sayyoumeanit September 25, 2010

Closet Pedo 

An adult male that jumps out of children´s closets

A closet pedo is an adult jumping out of a closet and saying"I´m moist" to an underaged kid in a deep and raspy voice.

Closet Pedo by Sinorox February 25, 2019

curtains in the closet 

An sexual act inspired by the infamous "dog in the bathtub" maneuver. This act involves a woman placing her long, saggy labia (curtains) into her male companion's anus (closet).

John: Gee Sally, I can't think of anything fun to do tonight... Wanna go see a movie?

Sally: Wait, how about we just stay in tonight? We could put the curtains in the closet!

curtains in the closet by AdamBomb1349 May 10, 2010

closed caption 

a bunch of hooplah they put at the end of the beginning of a TV show to let you know that deaf people can watch it. Usually precedes a long commercial by a sponsor.

Closed captioning brought to you by Checkers.

closed caption by britt November 12, 2003

Clone Troopers 

Soldiers that cant fucking hit shit. Oh, they appeared in that Star Shrek movie, the one with the emojis? Idk, but they have no aim.

Clone Troopers have a -1 centimeter aiming range.

Clone Troopers by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

the evil monkey in my closet 

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the evil monkey moved out cause my babi sis was messing with him too much. hehehe. then another moved in. then he moved out again. and then once again another moved it.

the evil monkey in my closet by monkeez rulez!!! November 29, 2003