39 definitions by britt
Girl 1: Wow are those the new sevens?
Girl 2: Yeah i bought them yesterday!
Girl 1: Woah how much were they?
Girl 2: ummm around 165...
Girl 1: not bad!!
Girl 2: Yeah i bought them yesterday!
Girl 1: Woah how much were they?
Girl 2: ummm around 165...
Girl 1: not bad!!
by britt March 5, 2005
to me jellies are just fashion i wear lots of them in every color yeah some of my friends are into the sexual meanings but me i think its gay..i'm a skater its just something to wear like a pair of jeans i mean if i wanted to have sex or anything i would do it b/c i felt ready and b/c i was ready not b/c one of my jellies got broke its really gay but here they mean
Red-lapdance
blue-oral sex
yellow-hug
hot pink-makeout
black-sex
clear-nothing
white-flash
orange-finger
Red-lapdance
blue-oral sex
yellow-hug
hot pink-makeout
black-sex
clear-nothing
white-flash
orange-finger
i was at a party and someone broke one of my pink jellies and said its time to make out..i walked away sayin its not my style
by britt May 11, 2004
- One who holds no real thoughts or opinons
- See: definition of Chav
To truely be an r-mack one must have a strong affinity for WARREN G, BONE THUGS + taking over parties.
An r-mack is always accompanied by THE SIDEKICK. The Sidekick is commonly referred to as "R-MACK'S LATEST ACCESSORY". Essentially, the Sidekick's sole purpose is to confirm everything an r-mack says (repeats what an r-mack says and adds a simple, "HA! YEAH!")
THE SIDEKICK IS THE 'TAILS' TO AN R-MAC'S 'SONIC.
AN r-mack can only display THREE facial expressions:
1. "It smells like crap in here"
2. "I...am...processing...thoughts"
3. "Someone left a roach on the floor!"
(this expression is only recognizable to the close observer; the blank look is still intact but the lips curl up .222 mm + the eyes often sparkle)
DON'T PANIC:
If you find yourself with someone you suspect to be an r-mack, do not panic, we are here to provide you with..
UNDERSTANDING YOUR R-MACK:
If an r-mack starts dancing, he is NOT just in the mood for dancing.
With this being said, keep a close eye on the intoxicated females (ages 11-19) ALWAYS look out for the ladies/tweens who have been drinking to avoid experiencing unprovoked licentious.
(I cannot stress this ENOUGH)
IN CONCLUSION:
an r-mack does not purposefully piss you off, it just kind of.. happens
perhaps it's..
the (lack of) expression
on his picassoesque face
the way he preys on young
or the way he objectifies women
his lack of tolerance, followed by face #1
OKAY, I could suggest a million reasons why women young + old feel their skin crawl + their insides ROT just by the mere mention of an r-mack.. BUT THEY WOULD ALL BE FALSE..
TRUTH IS.. the only way you will BEGIN to understand is witness an r-mack.
(the feeling in your gut, the rotting inside of you, the crawling of skin, the curdling of your blood, the bitter taste in your mouth)
BUT IN THE END YOU JUST HAVE TO LAUGH at how well an R-MACK REPRESENTS THE VALLEY.*
- See: definition of Chav
To truely be an r-mack one must have a strong affinity for WARREN G, BONE THUGS + taking over parties.
An r-mack is always accompanied by THE SIDEKICK. The Sidekick is commonly referred to as "R-MACK'S LATEST ACCESSORY". Essentially, the Sidekick's sole purpose is to confirm everything an r-mack says (repeats what an r-mack says and adds a simple, "HA! YEAH!")
THE SIDEKICK IS THE 'TAILS' TO AN R-MAC'S 'SONIC.
AN r-mack can only display THREE facial expressions:
1. "It smells like crap in here"
2. "I...am...processing...thoughts"
3. "Someone left a roach on the floor!"
(this expression is only recognizable to the close observer; the blank look is still intact but the lips curl up .222 mm + the eyes often sparkle)
DON'T PANIC:
If you find yourself with someone you suspect to be an r-mack, do not panic, we are here to provide you with..
UNDERSTANDING YOUR R-MACK:
If an r-mack starts dancing, he is NOT just in the mood for dancing.
With this being said, keep a close eye on the intoxicated females (ages 11-19) ALWAYS look out for the ladies/tweens who have been drinking to avoid experiencing unprovoked licentious.
(I cannot stress this ENOUGH)
IN CONCLUSION:
an r-mack does not purposefully piss you off, it just kind of.. happens
perhaps it's..
the (lack of) expression
on his picassoesque face
the way he preys on young
or the way he objectifies women
his lack of tolerance, followed by face #1
OKAY, I could suggest a million reasons why women young + old feel their skin crawl + their insides ROT just by the mere mention of an r-mack.. BUT THEY WOULD ALL BE FALSE..
TRUTH IS.. the only way you will BEGIN to understand is witness an r-mack.
(the feeling in your gut, the rotting inside of you, the crawling of skin, the curdling of your blood, the bitter taste in your mouth)
BUT IN THE END YOU JUST HAVE TO LAUGH at how well an R-MACK REPRESENTS THE VALLEY.*
by britt January 27, 2005
Something Murphy Lee & Nelly made up to describe 2003's VMAs. Otherwise known as ATTACK OF GIRLS WERAING TOO SHORT SHORTS W/ TOO BIG BUTTS!
by britt August 23, 2003
a bunch of hooplah they put at the end of the beginning of a TV show to let you know that deaf people can watch it. Usually precedes a long commercial by a sponsor.
by britt November 12, 2003
by britt July 13, 2004
by britt December 14, 2004