cat pants

Cat pants are the furry wide part on cat legs.

Very important to tomcats in assessing female cat beauty.

"Wow, look at Fluffy's cat pants," said Tom, "what a babe!"

"Meeyowr!" responded Thom, "I'd hit that!"

cat pants by scodder May 9, 2010

Cat's Mohawk

–noun, plural -Cat Mohawks, ( especially collectively ) -hawk.

When a female's pubic hair is arranged in a small tuft and shaped into a common mohawk. The mohawk is similar to a landing strip, but more vertically stylish. Save for the mohawk, the rest of the area is shaved.

"Dude, Alicia totally has a Cat's Mohawk."

"That's awesome! Did she spike it?"

"Obviously."

Cat's Mohawk by THE INVENTOR! March 4, 2011

Cat bites 

Two monroe piercing next to each other. Basically spider bites on your upper lip.

Noah: Did you see that girl with spider bits on her top lip? SHE WAS HOT!
Sarah: Yeah, i their called Cat bites.

Cat bites by jwizzlefonizzle July 18, 2011

cat gif 

verb - To say, text, or post something random and non-sequitur while in the middle of a conversation. Cat giffing is most anger inducing when after a question or series of questions, effectively derailing the conversation.

Do you want me to drive or do you want to drive? I don't actually know where this place is. Do you?
*sends funny yet unrelated Youtube video*
Are you cat giffing me right now?!

cat gif by MJAB November 12, 2013

Cat Salad

When you have sex with a cat, and the cum looks like ranch dressing.

Joe: "Wanna play soggy biscut?"

Arnold: "Nah man lets play cat salad, I got a cat at home!"

Joe: "Lets do it!!"

Cat Salad by catsalad June 11, 2019

Cat Spoon 

A cat spoon is a spoon which is used only for preparing a cats meal.

Johnny: Mmmmm this ice cream is delicious

Jack: Haha Johnny, you're eating your ice cream with the cat spoon!

Cat Spoon by laxout March 23, 2009

Cat Pumping 

When one is unsatisfied with having sex with humans, they turn to performing hardcore sex acts on cats.

Jim is tired today because he was cat pumping all night long.

Cat Pumping by Billy Fear October 17, 2010