Aluminum Water 

It will make you strong like metal. Drink for all ages, including baby. 73% Aluminum. WARNING: DRINK SLOWLY. A much better drink than wâtêr.

-Hey dude! *sips nutritious aluminum water*
-What are you drinking dude?
-Oh this? It’s just a lil’ aluminum water thats all!
-But, what IS that?
-Aluminum water is a healthy delicious drink, that is safe for all ages, including baby!
-Oh, word! *dumps out old nasty disgusting regular water*
-Spread the word dude! Aluminum water is the best!

Aluminum Water by Titanclaws November 9, 2018

Danger water 

A drink laced with M. May or may not be water. Definitely has drugs in it.

Do want some water? Be careful, it’s danger water though...

Danger water by niccerdoodles October 4, 2019

Tequila Water 

A dangerous cocktail drink consisting of tequila, hydration powder, energy drink, and POG. This drink is usually filled in a gallon jug and makes for a great day. Originated from Maui and further spread into the Bay Area shortly after.

Hey I heard you have the best Tequila Water here could I try yours? Oh damn this stuff is so good I can't even taste the tequila! We should get hammered all day and not sleep!

Tequila Water by Sean 2.0 April 6, 2021

Empty water bottle

When no water is in a bottle.

this is an empty water bottle :(

Empty water bottle by Potato™ April 30, 2021

exchange my water 

When you're thirsty and you have to pee at the same time.

Can we stop into that cafe? It's 100 degrees and we've been walking forever, and I think that iced tea is finally hitting me. I need to exchange my water.

exchange my water by bambi1234567 November 5, 2009

heat up the water 

1. to get high
2. to have a plan 4 the day

1. a man if u got the money lets heat up the water
2. im bored as fuck wanna heat up the water

heat up the water by thetruth35 February 1, 2010

soda in the water cup 

When a cheap bastard or "badass" kid orders a free water and fills it up with soda in a fast food restaurant. Also a sick song by Attila.

"Bitch at mcdonalds just saw me put soda in the water cup."

"Omg I'm rank 2 badass cuz I put soda in the water cup!!!"

"Dude I just listened to soda in the water cup. Sickest shit ever. Fronz is a beast."

soda in the water cup by Sparrow136 July 17, 2014