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dating a fetus

Dating a person that is 18 years or more your junior. Note it is illegal to have sex with someone under the legal age of consent.
Her desire for dating a fetus, diminished considerably, when she calculated that she would not be able to have sex with her date till she was at least 36.
by mlhiss March 19, 2020
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DATE-DATE

When Shawn invites Brittany over to his house for a salad with Olive Garden dressing and a cheese board with various sausages and pepperonis in exchange excessive butt and back rubs and maybe even putting the tip in...
"Are you going on a Date or a DATE-DATE"?
You know...a Date as in you both are simply getting together...
Or...
A DATE-DATE, Like that Shawn and Brittany type shit?
by That Damn Rhino! January 2, 2021
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cafeteria speed date

A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
by JMayzin March 11, 2011
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over-the-counter date

Getting aggressively fucked while being bent over on the kitchen counter
She went on an over-the-counter date
by Dantheman2286 November 25, 2023
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date

do you wanna' go on a date with me this weekend ?
by schneidx October 14, 2023
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Date Bombed

When you date someone and marry them. Immediately after the honeymoon they do a 180 and show who they really are and it's NOT GOOD. You did not marry the person you dated.
by Pudhud12 July 7, 2021
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AJ's date

AJ's date to formal is REDACTED
by ajklein_07 February 23, 2022
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