Brown noodle bowl 

A birds eye view of a thin stringy shit that has coiled up in the bottom of a toilet.

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Ahh Jennifer Dan, I think I have perfected the brown noodle bowl."

Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."

Brown noodle bowl by Leuitenant Major Bukakke August 31, 2020

Pot Noodle Family

A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.

They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?

What?

Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!

Pot Noodle Family by 3 time instant family September 16, 2020

Forest Noodle 

A colloquial term for dem asian type mushrooms what look like noodles from afar.

Laura called those Enoki mushrooms "forest noodles" last night when we were porking.

Forest Noodle by DinduEnuff September 25, 2020

Limp Noodle 

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.

Say that to my face you limp noodle. Yeah thats what I fucking thought.

Limp Noodle by epjkb October 5, 2020

Boople Noodle 

A snake thats so FUCKING cute you just wanna boop its snoot even if you get bit

"Yo Jack look at that little boople noodle!"
"Don't trust it man, i already lost a finger to him."

Boople Noodle by Anime Titties Bitch October 15, 2020

Danger Noodle 

A snake

I love danger noodles.

Danger Noodle by Zombyprincess November 5, 2020

oogle noodle 

a color of polar bear

the oogle noodle polar bear is going extinct

oogle noodle by clueless queer November 6, 2020