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Definitions by DinduEnuff

Forest Noodle 

A colloquial term for dem asian type mushrooms what look like noodles from afar.
Laura called those Enoki mushrooms "forest noodles" last night when we were porking.
Forest Noodle by DinduEnuff September 25, 2020
A woman who is, against all odds, both sexy and cute at the same time. Typically has an innocent face and heathen tattoos.
"Did you see that new intern Laura? "

"Yeah bro, she's a straight Hamp!"
Hamp by DinduEnuff September 20, 2020
A figeon is a bird native to Goose Creek, SC that is known to split into two or more birds when it comes in contact with a neutron flavored birdseed. Figeons tend to emit gamma radiation when startled and are considered pests by many.
Damn bro that figeon is glowing green it might be critical.
Figeon by DinduEnuff September 26, 2019

Country Gunny 

A Country Gunny is a Gunnery Sergeant who is originally from the south and prefers riding extended cab HUMVEE's, drinking Bud Light nightly while watching football, and listening to patriotic country songs about 9/11.
Our Company Gunnery Sergeant, Gunny Cletus, is a real Country Gunny. He was listening to Toby Keith sing about 9/11 on his way to the grinder.
Country Gunny by DinduEnuff April 21, 2019
Playful shenanigans done absentmindedly. Oftentimes to the point of annoying others.
"Yo nigga you down to chill with David?"

"Nah bruh I can't handle his chibbinry today"
Chibbinry by DinduEnuff June 2, 2018