The F Word

It stands fir a bad word, don't say it or your mommy might get mad at you. If you say it (even in private) you may as well have shot and killed your great great great great great great grandfather who invented fire so now fire never existed which means civilization is dead so congrats u killed everyone.

don't say the f word

by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

H as F

Similar to HAF, it means High as Fuck, referring to Marijuana. Typically used in code word at school, home, etc to not attract attention.

"Dude, you should have saw Matt in the Park. He was H as F, laughing the whole time"

by Jason Carvajal January 19, 2009

F.A.D.U.

Acronym for Faggots and Dykes United. It's the insensitive way to refer to the Gay and Lesbian alliance.

Perez Hilton and Rosie O'Donnel would be the king and queen of F.A.D.U.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM September 19, 2009

f-kazing

slang for fucking amazing when your too lazy to say both words or just dont want to speak correct english

That shirt is so f-kazing.

No way! you got that shirt for $3, that is f-kazing.

by Squeaky Giggles January 30, 2010

F of d

Defines the strength of a Man's pelvic thrust.

Jesus: Hey Kal, how strong is your F of d?

Kal: .1 Newtons! I need more work with the hulahoop.

by Sonya Woolston February 23, 2013

F*ckening

n. A time period and setting in which some fucked up shit just happened, everything currently happening is fucked, and afterwards, everything is going to be fucked.

Beavus: "Hey Butthead, did you hear the orange guy from the comedy central roast is gonna be king of United America? heheheh"
Butthead: "heh, No way thats fucked, and Trump's gonna be our prez."
Beavus: "heheh, Yeah. The F*ckening is upon us. heh. Thats cool."
Butthead: "Ha yeah, now were all fucked, heh, cool."

by hunteroftheonepiece December 15, 2016

C.G.M.F

an acronym for the term Cum Guzzling Monkey Fucker. a term used to describe one who enjoys the act of gargling semen from various primate species from around the world. this may or may not include the act of indulging in sexual intercourse with sed primates

Micah: i heard Hannah has been gargling something other than mouthwash lately, what a C.G.M.F!

Kyle: I used to think she was really pretty, until i heard she's been plowed by a couple different primates. typical C.G.M.F behavior

Micah: AMEN!

by Arctic Snowfall May 30, 2011