When someone's dick is too small to grab with the whole hand when masturbating, they use one finger, looking like a pirate hook.
by Cool cunt January 2, 2017
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Caetana is bipolar! She can be the most crazy and annoying person in the world or be completely nice and pacific to everybody. Caetana is never going to accept any boy's proposal to her until she understands that Cameron Dallas won't marry her...
by bsppv February 24, 2017
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by Ravenclaw21 March 24, 2017
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by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 25, 2017
Get the captain feed a ho mug.Captain America and Harambe in the same body. He fights for freedom and makes sure no one gets shot or killed for unjust reasons. He helped keep America together through hard times and still defends it to this day.
Person 1: "Dude my favorite superhero is definitely the Incredible Hulk"
Person 2: "Oh, well mine is Captain Haramberica"
Person 1: "Really who's that?"
Person 2:"You're looking right at him"
Person 1: *drops jaws*
Person 2: "Oh, well mine is Captain Haramberica"
Person 1: "Really who's that?"
Person 2:"You're looking right at him"
Person 1: *drops jaws*
by Paulie! March 30, 2017
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