Scrooche cream

Alcohol based disinfectant liquid used for cleaning the scrotum and guiche (collectively 'scrooche') on long hikes/ walks when soap and water are not available - to prevent unsanitary sweaty conditions in the groin region which lead to infection and consequent unpleasant itching.

Note: Burns.. alot. place liberal amounts on genitalia when cleaning.

Hiker 1 and 2 after entering tent at end of a days hike:

Hiker 1: 'ohhh man pass the scrooche cream, my groin is saturated'

Hiker 2: ' Wouldn't want anything growing down there'

Hiker 1: 'OHHH FUCK. THE BURNNNNNNNNN'

Scrooche cream by Jamzig May 25, 2011

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Taking Cream

A phrase used for when a guy looks unbelievably gay. As in he has an ass filled with semen. It can also be used to describe a hoe, who is essentially a sperm dumpster.

Man, that hoe looks like she is great at taking cream.

Taking Cream by JCan930 July 7, 2011

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sky-cream

When someone takes a shit from the 40 feet or greater into someones mouth until it fills and starts stacking as if it was icecream.

I almost fell yesterday from a window trying to the sky-cream with my girl.

sky-cream by Mr.UnknownUserMan September 18, 2012

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Ice-cream tricycle

The ice-cream tricycle is an elaborate sex position where the woman is taken from behind with her weight supported by her lover. She then rests on her elbows with her face above a generous bowl of ice cream, flake and sprinkles are obviously optional.

Dude, I did the ice-cream tricycle with that girl last night, she got total brain freeze!!

Nice one, we call that the 99!!

Ice-cream tricycle by HappyHarry July 16, 2013