Gas the Bishop

When spooning a beautiful lady she farts on your manhood.

Oh, Chloe! You’ve blown the head off my dick! Why did you gas the bishop? Not my idea of a winter warmer

by Voldepork November 30, 2024

Monster Gas

Noun: term referring to nitrous, galaxy gas, or whippets

Bro you got the monster gas I’m tryna get wicked

by Ulysses March 25, 2025

Testicular Gas

A suddenly swift and severe cramping pain in your testicles that wraps around your penis and radiates toward your anal crack.

Son: AAHH! Mom! My penis really hurts! It's like a cramp and I can feel it in my butt!

Mom: Calm down, Son..you just caught a case of the ole' "Testicular Gas". It'll pass.

by OhMyGoddessXoXo October 11, 2015

gas-discharge light

Da super-bright-and-hot "flaming lantern" dat results when an a**h**e "buddy" of yours surreptitiously "flicks his Bic" near yer backside when you were in da middle of a long raspy spluttery rectal-trumpet expulsion, turning said ass-blast into a butt-blowtorch.

Just like those blindingly-brilliant and annoyingly-blue-white headlights dat have shown up on cars recently, a human-based gas-discharge light can indeed produce a blazingly-dazzling display of illumination; da major difference, of course, is dat said enormously-shocking flash occurs at da rear of da "vehicle" instead of at da front, and so it's more of a "tail-light" --- literally, since it comes out of your "tail".

by QuacksO February 1, 2024

norwegian gas mask

When you plug the drain in a hotel and shit in the shower

There's an Norwegian gas mask in my room

by Coclsucker420 April 3, 2017

Gas Station

See: Saudi Arabia

Saudi Arabia is the largest gas station in the world.

by UltimateDoge June 16, 2022

ga amku

a phrase to pretend like you know sayings from other languages

"As the Chinese saying goes, 'ga amku'."
"I speak Chinese and that means absolutely nothing."

by ultimate-rei May 11, 2024