Palinization

The temporary use of government as a tool for personal mafia-style tactics.

The Moreaux mayorship has helped to start the Palinization of Perth-Amboy politics.

by Monty Park July 3, 2009

That's so Palin

Used to refer to something someone has done or said that is so fucking stupid, American VP candidate, Sarah Palin herself would be jealous.

Or,

Simply used as a referent for something pretty on the outside, but completely devoid of the rational faculties on the inside.

-That's so Palin! (compare to: That's so Raven!

Bryce:
"...and so I nearly ran over the fucking kid in broad daylight because I was beating off and texting while driving, without my prescription lenses on.

Carl:
"Dude... That's so Palin!"

by Taylor Playgreen February 21, 2009

Sarah Palin

1. When one applies lipstick to the mouth of a pitbull, they will have successfully built a Sarah Palin (or hockey mom equivalent).

2. Any female notorious for dynamically generating abstract names for her children. Similar to a password generation program.

3. A 2008 U.S. vice presidential candidate chosen for her sexual appeal to naive U.S. citizens, her extensive knowledge of the use of the word 'maverick', and the fact that she is completely void of any useful knowledge that could aid her through the course of being vice president.

4. Anyone capable of viewing the Soviet Union from their dwelling.

5. Anyone who believes extracting oil from a limited supply near Alaska will erase every problem from the face of the United States.

1. Yesterday, I finally acquired some lipstick so I could finish my Sarah Palin.

2. Hey Trig, should I name my next daughter Carport, Cashew, Rake, or Purple?

3. Hello, I'm Sarah Palin. I was chosen as a candidate because I'm a sexy dumb maverick!

4. I can see Russia from my house!

5. Drill, baby, drill.

by Hilary 2012 February 22, 2009

Rosy Palm

When one lubes up one's palm and rubs only the head of one penis. It is a very intense masturbation technique and recommended by many as it feels amazing if one can handle it. Give an explosive orgasm if one can rub through to the end.

I showed my friend the Rosy Palm masturbation technique; he LOVED it.

by ajendus December 27, 2009

palinism

palinism is to palin as bushism is to bush

interviewer: "so why do you deserve this job?"
intervieweee: "uhhh (oh shit) umm probably cuz Im a maverick, cuz of the healthcare system, tax reform has got to do with it, a buncha magazines i read, alaska is the shit, boris yelstin,and im a maverick, and uhh, its def all about job creation too."
interviewer: wtf? dood, that was a pretty bad palinism, that about settles it,wer gonna pick the black dood instead.

by xe83061 December 9, 2008

palmetto bug

"Palmetto bug" is a southern euphemism for the giant flying cockroach that inhabits the southeastern US. It is more commonly referred to as the "American cockroach" in scientific conversations.

A palmetto bug flew through the front door and into my face. I wanted to bathe in Lysol afterward.

by koalaroo May 26, 2008

Sarah Palin

Sadistic cunt that knows no boundaries for unconscionable self-conduct. Sometimes possessed by the devil, has been known to sue to remove polar bears from the endangered species list to further her agenda to drill for oil, thus likely pushing them to extinction and contribute to environmental destruction and global warming. Also pays aerial hunters to chase wolves to exhaustion and then bring her their freshly severed front legs.

example 1) Whoa there! Are you pouring anti-freeze into that stream? Thats extremely bad for the environment. Are you trying to be the next Sarah Palin or something?

example 2) Laura, Dick, Lynn, Condi and I want to thank you, Sarah, for inviting us over to dine on these succulent human embryos served in the scooped out skulls of endangered snow leopards. After dinner, let's go shoot some guns and feed each other our feces.

by JGarrison October 21, 2008