Jonny 

A Jonny hides in the wild by covering itself in a thick layer of vehicle grease/oil, and disguising it's natural smell with that of tyres.

When domesticated, a Jonny can be put to good use in the kitchen, making tea and baked potatoes.

However, they demand excessive payment in the way of dominating your World of Warcraft gaming time, and bottles of sherry. (They also like to take your last Marlboro when you're not looking, and if not hidden, will also 'look after' your green for you until they think you should smoke it with them.)

"I was walking through the park the other day, when a herd of Jonny's came flying past. One of them stole the fag right out of my mouth, and before I could say anything, they had disappeared in a cloud of dust."

Jonny by MValentine October 18, 2008

johnnie girl 

A girl that's laid back and hella awesome.

Damn there goes Johnnie girl, Ima hit that and not quit it.

johnnie girl by Thatbitchchick December 22, 2016

Jonny Craig

A piece of shit who has messed up and dropped multiple women

Let’s take out the trash, and get rid of Jonny Craig.

Jonny Craig by Blah_blah_blah_:) January 5, 2020

johnnys 

another name for the police

Aye foo did you see the johnnys pull over cuh.

johnnys by prettybihhh May 5, 2020

Jonny Markland 

A sponge used by others to soak up personal abuse. His horrific features, annoying nature and random outbursts make a Markland a perfect stress reducing tool.

J.M. : i liek bicsuit mmmmmm (random crap)
Stressed other: Shut the fuck up Jonny Markland

problem solved

Jonny Markland by J7X January 18, 2008

Jonny Askey 

A term commonly used in the contries of Scotland, England and Netherlands, as to name someone as the biggest control freak in the world.

It is commonly used to sum up a personality of whom who controls their friends and family, lives a life based on the single purposes of Jealousy, Hatred and Betrayal for no apparrent reason, and will resort to endless silent evil in order to complete these life long ambitions and make their friends' good efforts as worthless and useless as possible.

Other common reasons for usage include those who waste their time playing silly computer games while their innocent and good friends do all they can to make their life a better place, when ultimately, the good, heart-warming friends get deliberately forgotten in history and blamed for all the bad doings that the Jonny Askey has put upon themself.

And, the act of betraying good friends in order to succeed in false pride and the satisfaction of being unjust and unfair. This involves turning good people against other good people by the use of threats, lies and selfishness, while one retreats to the shadows, wearing an evil smurk, satisfied with the feelings of a true sadistic and betraying twirp.

Why did you delete us from MSN, and Facebook, and practically real life? You stupid Jonny Askey!

Jonny Askey by The MikeFonzAnke Cooporation January 21, 2010

Johnay 

A cute ass girl who dresses nice all the time,you’ll want to hang out with her she’s lit. Shes a romantic, kind and generous person. Give her one night and she’ll snatch your soul you’ll be coming back for more (I should know) Don’t leave your girl around her.

“Tell me how Johnay just hmu”

Johnay by pumpumdestroyer December 2, 2017