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john david gravel the 3rd 

The cutest, hottest, funnest, sweetest, boy you can ever meet.
Your literally the luckiest person ever if you get to be with him.
Jdgt111: hey my names John david gravel the 3rd
Person: omg! Marry me!
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John Squire 

John Squire by Britpop Girl March 27, 2022

John with a G

John with a G or, Gohn <3

John with a g (gohn) is a really cool dude. He likes to go to Kelley’s market and is pretty cool. He likes to hang out with Pedro the banana and his pet frog. They like to get high off mushrooms and sucker juice.
Girl: omg gohn is so hot!

Boy: he prefers the title ‘John with a g’
John with a G by Iris<3 April 28, 2022

John-Paul Link 

The act of watching pornography in front of others, particularly in a school class
Did you see what Jim did in class? Real John-Paul Link Act
John-Paul Link by Trent>James October 11, 2022

John Anders

A John Anders is a mythical creature written about in mythology. The reason for this is because of his magical powers, John Anders usually transforms into little creatures to crawl under your door or other small entrances to steal your gold coins. A good way to find out if you're a victim of John Ander's trickery, is to count your gold coins every day, and if you see any missing, you are unfortunately a victim. The best way to prevent a John Anders from stealing your gold coins, you should consider putting students from Tonstad Skole, because John Anders doesn't like smelly students. If you've done this, you may hear a "Fytti RAKKERN hær stinke d!" That means you've succesfully prevented a John Anders
Help! John Anders stole all my GOLD COINS! I'm going to die of hunger
John Anders by Grøttihunter55 November 23, 2022

John-Jerk 

When someone is just being irrationally stubborn for no reason, but they are still adorably lovable.
John was being a John-jerk and insisting he was right (he wasn't), but I just love him too much to take the bait and fight, so I am happy to be the blame-eater.
John-Jerk by JaneGordon.com April 4, 2023