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It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
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Tastes Fun

Taste Fun - an expression for any flavor that’s always accompanied by an enjoyable activity.

Can be used to exclude people who won’t try something.
Nicholas :
“Why do you smoke cigarettes, they are disgusting

James:
“Because it tastes fun”
by Jiggy Jamison January 13, 2024
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Fun-size

A penis that is smaller then average (less then 5 inches) not tiny like a micro-penis but definitely small in size. It can still pleasure a women but not one she will brag about to her friends. A favored size for anal sex because it's never a painful size
My boyfriend has a fun-size dick. It's not big its smaller then average. Compared to a little tiny snicker bar
by Bi-polar bitch September 10, 2021
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Fun size activities

Something only a short person would do ( they have to be lovely
You and your fun size activities
by The Understandable taker July 30, 2023
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Thekst fun

When you clap someones ass so brutally it could be featured in mortal combat as a secret fatality
Thekst fun that island boy Brian so badly last night in the Great League. Still undefeated!
by Briansdaddy March 29, 2024
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fun punch

I gave sally a fun punch she will never forget. She had the best time.
by Funrainbowkittenjoy September 14, 2017
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Fun on the tracks

Forced fun. Where the sense of enjoyment is created artificially. As if the good times were on train tracks.
‘Let’s play ring of fire

‘Idk mate sounds like fun on the tracks to me’
by Loz.a July 22, 2022
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