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Fake Monarchy 

Hell on earth...
A place with corrupt leaders who abuse power to please their most primal desires. If you are part of a Fake Monarchy you should probably leave, as it is detrimental to your health. One possible benefit of a fake monarchy is the bonds created with people in equally terrible situations as yourself. They are to be described as "The Real Ones" or "Da Bois", according to modern culture.
Person One: "Holy crap, this place sucks!"
Person Two: "Yeah, if I did not have da bois I don't know how I would handle this."
Person One: "This Place is a real Fake Monarchy."
Fake Monarchy by KindaWeeb January 13, 2021

Fake Virgin 

Someone who has kissed many people and still says they are a virgin
Fake Virgin by Gungja February 25, 2021
What did you have to drink?
' I just had some Fake'
Fake by PigMan Bear April 6, 2021

Fake ass mother fucker 

A person who feigns interest in you as a friend, or potential lover, or even an associate. However, in reality they do things that’s counter-productive to it becoming anything but that.

Usually cancelling dates, or being one-sided, not contributing their share on outings, etc.
Gregory: Hey man, what’s going on today? Want to have some drinks tonight and maybe go on a stroll?

Thom: Sure, I’m down...what time do you have in mind?

Gregory (2 hours later): Sorry I had something come up, so I can’t join you tonight. Enjoy Chicago!

Thom: You fake ass mother fucker!!

fake account

An account used for trick and extort gullible man. Generally the profile picture is an attractive woman.
I was extorted for a fake account in ܳtwitter.
fake account by barbaroja December 29, 2022
People say fake body when sometimes editing somewhere wearing a piece of clothing that shows skin so the video doesn't get flagged and took down
A edit video caption: fake body