A man who is neglected because his wife or partner spends so much time, addictively, on Facebook (c.f. Football Widow)
I used to almost feel bad for turning my wife into a Football Widow until I discovered I was a Facebook Widower in the off-seasons!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2007
Get the Facebook widower mug.A person who spends alot of time on the social networking site Facebook. It can also refer to anyone who uses Facebook.
I'm going to tell all my facebums about this.
by m0tive February 18, 2009
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Did you see the pictures of Amy's Halloween costume? I think I'm going to go on a Facebook date later.
by zero1319 May 8, 2011
Get the Facebook date mug.Like facesitting, this act involves the application of a woman's vagina and bottom to a prone man's face for pleasure and/or domination.
Unlike facesitting, faceslamming involves the woman straddling the man's head and then bringing her ass down hard on the man's face. Smothering, grinding down, or continuing to violently bounce-fuck his head can follow.
Care should be taken to avoid performing this act, especially on a hard surface, as it can easily lead to the man being knocked out by the woman's slamming ass.
Unlike facesitting, faceslamming involves the woman straddling the man's head and then bringing her ass down hard on the man's face. Smothering, grinding down, or continuing to violently bounce-fuck his head can follow.
Care should be taken to avoid performing this act, especially on a hard surface, as it can easily lead to the man being knocked out by the woman's slamming ass.
Paul: I don't wanna sound like I was listening in on you, man, but damn... your bed was squeaking like crazy last night. You were really giving it to her, huh?
Alex: Well, she did fuck me later... But all that squeaking you heard? She was faceslamming the hell out of me.
Paul: ... Whoa.
Alex: Well, she did fuck me later... But all that squeaking you heard? She was faceslamming the hell out of me.
Paul: ... Whoa.
by NaughtySteph July 18, 2011
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