Dick Cheney 

1. a ventriloquist (why do you think his mouth looks like that?)

a.k.a. Big Swinging Dick

Dich Cheney before he dicks you

Dick Cheney by Hilario October 5, 2004

Dick Balled 

When someone does something extremely unnecessary, at the most unnecessary time....

Lets say Charles is driving, and gets cut off for no absolute reason...

Charles: "I just got fucking Dick Balled!"

Dick Balled by Richarded Kim January 13, 2009

Dick Cheese Jones 

A noun used to describe a person who reeks of dick cheese. Formally created in the Thai culture, the first dick cheese jones was forged by a mystery known as daroni. You can only be born a dick cheese jones.

Also, a synonym for mags.

"Hey! It's me!" - Muhammed
"Shut the fuck up, ya dick cheese jones!" Edward

Dick Cheese Jones by lovestoshart January 11, 2012

Dick Licker 

Dick Licker: a male or female that enjoys sucking on a male's penis (see blow job)

Francis sucked Frank's penis all night, what a dick licker!

Dick Licker by ~Keyona January 9, 2004

dick twizzler

1) When one, giving a blowjob, twists there head in a clockwise or counterclockwise direction while slightly twisting the penis in the opposite direction (can be done during the up and/or down stroke or both).

2) To give a blowjob in a repeated spiral fashion.

*Slurping is preferred but optional!
Also see: Cockswirl, Candycane, Tilt-a-Swirl

Whether it's for go or for show, she's a pro if she knows the Dick Twizzler!

dick twizzler by J. S. Alexander January 20, 2006

Dick Salad

A gathering of only male persons

Jeez, why didn't you invite any girls? This party is nothing but a dick salad.

Dick Salad by El Dorko March 23, 2009

Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver with a very, very funny name.

What kind of parents would name their son Dick Trickle??? ROFL!!!

Dick Trickle by not found [Error 404] April 28, 2008