i can the power 

Phrase used when somebody has epically won or has been given internetz

originated when a user on funnyjunk.com left the word "feel" out of the sentence "I can feel the power returning already"

John-That was awesome dude, you receive 10 internetz!

Mike-I CAN THE POWER

i can the power by fjUSER August 15, 2010

Sex Can 

Instead of a vagina your putting your dick into, it's a Monster Energy drink can. putting your erected dick through the drinks pop-top and trying to pull out when your dicks skin is in pain due to it grazing the sharp metal.

Nurse: Sir, what's wrong with his penis?
Doctor: He tried to Sex Can...
Nurse: What's Sex Can?
Doctor: You don't wanna know

Sex Can by PythonSNICKERS January 6, 2019

what can i say 

mock-offhand response to a compliment, usually one on looks or personality.

person 1 you are just the best

person 2 well, what can i say..

what can i say by Angelacia March 29, 2011

biscuit can girl 

A girl or young woman who is nice looking and a little on the thick side, not yet fat or cubby, but within 5 years of finishing high school or giving birth to a child will gain and retain that excess weight forever, never again being able to recapture her once curvations figure. Much like opening a can of refrigerated biscuts, once you pop that seal there's no way to get that dough back into that skinny can.

After the Class reunion, Marc laughed out loud at his year book pictures and captions which included: Dave-then Captain of the Football team and voted Best Hair now bald as eagle used car salesman and Sharon-then homecoming queen, prom queen, and head cheerleader(always top of the pyramid) now biscuit can girl extrodinare and divorced mother of one.

biscuit can girl by Nolen2 January 29, 2008

If you can't duck it, then fuck it. 

When something just can't ducktape it... then its fucked

If you can't duck it, then fuck it. It's broke.

If you can't duck it, then fuck it. by Michael-Dale June 28, 2006

you can't tell me 

You can't tell me is a way of life. It is when a person will do whatever he or she damn well pleases. If you attempt to tell a person to not do something, not only will they do it on purpose, but they will respond wit hthe phrase,"YOU CAN'T TELL ME"

Steve: "Scott(driving 60 in a 40) slow down
Scott: "you can't tell me" (accelerates to 75)
Steve: celebration!

you can't tell me by scottyd3186 December 4, 2010

jiz can 

(noun) a receptacle into which jiz is deposited, most commonly a woman's vagina. synonymous with cum dumpster.

man: "Come here, jiz can. I'm horny."
woman: "I'll be right there!"

(180 seconds later)

woman: "Wow, my jiz can is overflowing!"

jiz can by jiz can March 18, 2011