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Wilson Water 

A potent concoction of Everclear, Hawaiian Punch mix, Diced Pineapple, Sprite and other unknown substances. When the creator first used his invention, the result was an entire sorority crawling on the ground. His brothers seized their golden opportunity created by the new substance and thus the slaying begun. Now "Wilson Water" is the #1 prescribed medication by street pharmacists to sexually frustrated men worldwide. Be careful, that much power can corrupt a man.
Susan: My ass hurts so bad!
John: What did you drink last night?
Susan: Couple cups of Wilson Water.
John: Bingo!
Wilson Water by Spice Miner August 31, 2013

Spooky Water 

When you about to Spooky Water but the priest ask you to leave the funeral
Spooky Water by Ben69Dover420 October 5, 2017

Frozen Water 

Not ice, common folk confuse it with ice. This however is superior to ice in every way.
Friend 1: Yo bro give me some frozen water
Friend 2: You mean ice?
Friend 1: Hell no. Frozen water.

Free Water 

Tagline made popular by Drippy Ray Cyrus used to grant any parched thot a healthy dose of good h20 - sonically or health wise. This typically equates to giving out beneficial gifts, getting washed in some sort of challenge, excelling in something, helping the less fortunate drink more water, or just unveiling your true inner wetness.

In the past years this term has rose to extreme heights of popularity thanks to other popular social media presences promoting the #FreeWater lifestyle.
Person 1: Bout to release my pirate culture album for free.
Person 2: You wanna give your craft out for free ?
Person 1: Free water for everybody.

Person 1: Did you know its illegal to catch rain water in some states?
Person 2: Whaat?? SMH #FreeWater forever

Christmas water 

a water bottle filled with clear peppermint vodka that you can drink in class without the teachers knowing
we drank Christmas water in the halls

Standing water

A popular term amongst non-swimming youths which refers to large bodies of water in which one can touch the ground.
Person A: Geee it's hot today, I'd love to go for a dip!

Person B: You said something about a canal earlier, why don't we go freshen up there?

Person A: Nah man, it's not standing water ...
Standing water by chillybang July 25, 2018