Water Parking

When two men face each other, fully erect, and urinate on each other.

We didn’t go to the water park for the rides, we went for the water parking.

by All Bets Hedged February 4, 2021

Dog water

Absolute shit

“Damn Daquan, You’se Dog water at Roblox.”

by BiggieCheeseDrip69 February 7, 2021

Dog water

Your so dog water my guy your so lost get better get better zero iq you live in your mums basement no earrings so trash throw your console away my dog is better it’s obvious your just blind get better I swear my mums better your 30 years no life no no life get a life get a job stop playing kids games get married get married go make money literally dog shit

Dog water

by Christian mix March 1, 2021

bottom water

Say your friend is washing an entity in the sink (such as their hands) we say that the water flowing through the entity towards the drain, bottom water.

*Jake is washing his hands in the kitchen sink, but I have already soaped mine up*
Me: Hey Jake, can I get some of that bottom water to wash my hands?
*Jake raises hands up to accommodate*
Jake: Yeah for sure you can use my bottom water, way to save water!

by Parthh March 3, 2021

Dog Water

It's basically calling somebody bad at the video game but inside of calling them dog shit they call them dog water-

Bobby Joe: Bro you're literally dog water
Johnny: *depression*

by chickennoodlewater March 10, 2021

Dasani Water

Dasani is a garbage brand of water and no one—not even Hitler should have to drink Satan’s filtered urine (a.k.a. Dasani)

Little shit: Hey man, I got you Dasani water.
Any rational human being: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?

by Luingi April 16, 2021

Dog water

Something 5 grade boys say. Basically means trash, and if you say it, you sound really stupid. Has been said to my face.

Idiot: You are dog water
Me: sigh

by ImJustAsDumbAsEverybodyElse April 18, 2021