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Awful Waffle 

A poorly worded or poorly used hashtag; extraneous and/or unnecessary usage of hashtags.

plural: Awful Waffles
adjective: awfully waffley
Jim: These tacos are great! #TacoTwosday #yum #Mexican #CornNotFlour #Impossible #Vegan #Tofu #AyeCaramba #WhyAmIwearingAsombrero? #CulturalAppropriation

Bob: Dude, those are some awful waffles #AwfuleWaffle
Awful Waffle by anonymous June 18, 2023
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Blue Waffle 

A sexually transmitted disease that turns the girls vagina blue on the lips.
Never ever google this, you have been warned. Meaning don't ever search it up.
I got stds now I have a blue waffle.
Blue Waffle by BBGNNS July 2, 2023

Molly waffle 

Fuck a girl in the ass, then stick it in her vagina when shes on her period,the male cums. And she snorts molly off your dirty dick.
I knew I hit rock bottom when I asked my dealer for a molly waffle
Molly waffle by Kazow420 July 6, 2023

Blue Waffle 

A derogatory name for a homewrecking blue haired woman from Ipswich.
Do you know Blue Waffle? Oh that whore from Ipswich.
Blue Waffle by Candiiiiiiiiiii October 6, 2023

Top waffle 

If one were to be waffling, ie ‘talking rubbish’ or ‘talking nonsense’ , top waffle would mean that what they said is the highest form of nonsense
Nahhh Michael just told me he only ate 3 burgers today, but Jacob was with him & he ate 10! That was top waffle!
Top waffle by Nwyk October 7, 2023

Dirty Waffle 

Make a hole in a waffle and slide it down his dick. Add your desired topping, peanut butter, syrup butter etc. Give head and jack off until he rains the cum down onto the waffle and then both share waffle together.
I bought this waffle maker just so we could try the dirty waffle and it was so worth it!
Dirty Waffle by GinanJuc November 1, 2023

jizz waffle 

is a person born in 07/31/08 named parker
jizz waffle by Jizz Waffle November 16, 2023