shart and dart 

is when you try to fart, but instead you shart and then quickly run to the restroom to clean yourself off.

I ate a Royal with Cheese last night and went to the school dance and committed a shart and dart when I was dancing with Tiffany.

shart and dart by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 27, 2011

sharthead 

A term used for someone who is beyond stupid and just overall a very "sharty" person.

Rene is such a sharthead everyday, Jesus Christ somebody get this kid some help.

sharthead by swagmaster4realsies September 16, 2017

Shart rocket 

A small cork-like turd that is expelled from one’s ass (much like popping the cork off of a Champaign bottle) during the act of farting.

Sitting on the toilet
Jorge: “phoph pfffffffhhtt.”

Jorge: “wtf that little shit just shot out of me like a mento from a fizzy cola.”
Jorge: “ sweet mother teresa that there is what I call a Shart rocket.”

Shart rocket by DumpTrucksRfcknAwesome July 18, 2019

verbal shart 

A parapraxis; when a person knows exactly what they're going to say, but when they say it, it comes out as something else.

J: I'm going to work on my car soon. First I'll work on the transmission...
S: What? You can't screw around with the transmission.
J: I meant the remote starter. Wtf. Sorry, that was a verbal shart.

verbal shart by Polly G. Crackers October 27, 2013

taco bell shart

A taco bell shart is when you shart, (A fart usually followed by liquid poo) after eating taco bell that's so powerful that you get sick.

Dude: Can't hang out I've had a taco bell shart'!
Friend: I feel so bad for you.

taco bell shart by SodaMan73 August 8, 2017

shit mate i just sharted 

when your with your friend and you think you need to fart so you do and then you realise it wasn’t a fart and that you in fact have just shit all over yourself and your friend

friend: you alright mate?
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/

shit mate i just sharted by ohshitm8ijistshartedddd November 18, 2019

stubby shorts

really skimpy footy shorts that many Aussie blokes wear during the summer, some are stubby to the point of indecent exposure.

Someone would say "That bloke down the street is always mowing the lawn in his stubby shorts, will he ever wear pants???"

stubby shorts by bread infection January 1, 2006