School Administrator

School administrators are something rarely seen outside of captivity. They are glorified half-retarded paper-pushers who feel that they are making a difference when in fact all they are doing is making everyone frustrated and slightly constipated at the sheer though of all their bullshit. It is socially, morally, and ethically acceptable to shun said beasts and laugh at them when in the presence of third parties. As of the present, there is no definite cure to their insufferable bitchiness; however, a sharp blow to the back of the head with a large bat or similar instrument seems to be effective.

When Kenny was forced to confront a school administrator, the bane of the entire world's existence, he chose to commit Hari Kari in a futile attempt to avoid being prison raped by the admins presence.

by Mac___Crazy August 10, 2010

Ascension School

Ascension School is a private school in Oak Park that was established by the Ursuline Sisters in 1912. Its great place to ruin your child’s life. The uniforms would look more flattering on Steve Buscemi then on literally anyone there. They have gym twice a week with the actual corpse of George Washington. That school has gone through more spanish teachers than Taylor Swift has boyfriends. Only decent person who works there is the janitor. The hot lunches went “healthy” which I’m sure is code for containing human flesh. Half the staff wears open toe shoes so the children suffer through horrible education while starting at hairy toes. There are more health codes broken here then in a Mcdonald’s. The students are treated worse than the employers at the hooters on undercover boss. The only decent thing learned is how to roll joints taught by a kid that smoked actual oregano. You might accidently watch a religious movie where a girl is in an abusive relationship so she cheats on him to make him mad him then gets gang raped then runs away and almost dies but Jesus revives her then a queen helps her and has a lesbian make out sesh because a class actually watched this. Wouldn’t be surprised to see a rat in the gym smoking a joint, drinking, and shooting up some heroine all at once. The dances are jokes unless you get blessed by the occasional drunk teacher showing up to twerk on you.

“I’d rather give Hitler a bjthan attend Ascension School”
“But dude you’re Jewish”
“Your point?”

by Justice F. Harambe October 18, 2016

Pico's School

A game where you can fight Goths and save your School as Pico. Only true gamers know Pico originated from this game and not Friday Night Funkin.

Person: Pico originated from Friday Night Funkin.
True Gamer: Pico's School.

by 2fort January 16, 2021

high school

A miserable prison for young people whose lives are usually hard enough as it is. Often there's a poor kid who hasn't eaten in four days and doesn't have electricity. He sits and waits for lunch, where he gets to eat a piece of month-old bread and drink half a glass of concentrated orange juice. That is, unless someone steals it and pours it on his head. Later, he gets his clothes stolen in the locker room and a spray of deodourant in his eyeballs. Lastly he's taunted by girls who have so little ego that they mock the poor kid, just for kicks. Then he trudges home carrying a 40 pound backpack because someone forgot to pick him up.

Hey Ralph; where ya off to?
High...sch..the place that I go in the morning..won't you please shoot me now?

by Ralph January 12, 2005

public school

U.S. public schools are shitty prisons where kids learn to hate math, english, history, science, and physical ed. that's why we have a problem with having too many uneducated, illiterate, and obese people in america. everyone who doesn't have an extra $30,000 to spend sending their kids to private schools are forced to make them go to public school. teachers can't be fired after working at the school for 2 years, so you get lots of shitty old teachers that don't care about their students because they know they can't lose their job. the school's main focus is preparing students for the standardized tests, which have such low expectations it's unbelievable.

public school kid: fuck i hate school! when the fuck am i going to use this shit?

private school kid: i don't give a shit about school but it doesn't matter because i'll get into harvard anyway.

by ohaiitsme May 1, 2011

Middle School

Hell.Just living hell.

Middle school is the worst 3 years of anyones life.

by Chloe Catastrophe <3EmoLove March 8, 2009

High school

The wild west of education life, laws and morals do not apply so be prepared to be harassed, mocked, picked on, bullied, robbed, beaten or even stabbed. If any of these things do happen to you, there is no such thing as a police force. Teachers do not give two shits about what happens in and around the school unless it directly affects them or their money, so you are all on your own when it comes to dealing with assholes unless you have trustworthy friends which are almost non existent in this wild west.

You are forced to mingle with selfish assholes, pricks, dickheads, con artists who don't know the basic decency of respect, ethics and courtesy. They will use you for their own gain and will be more than happy to either discard you afterwards or keep you as their punching bag or errand boy, these people as far as I know can go to hell.

You are forced to spend shitload of hours (8 hours or more) learning useless stuff which will never EVER come in useful in your life (Except for some stuff in maths, English and maybe science), just to memorise them for some shitty exams which none will give a toss about later on. If you are ill and cannot come teachers will give zero fucks and still expect you to come in. If you do not come they expect you to do work WHILE YOU ARE ILLL, even if you are about to fucking DIE they will still expect you to do work and you will be punished if you fail to do so even if it means beating up your dead body.

Fuck high school, worst years of my life, fuck it

by No_Quarter_for_them February 13, 2021