Sex

What you won’t be getting tonight.

“I wish I was getting sex tonight instead of looking it up on Urban Dictionary...”

by GodLeft March 03, 2020

sex hundred sexy sex

The funny devil number, but even funnier because it has the funny sex word in it.

Me: LOL sex hundred sexy sex!
Entire Class: Shut up.

by Mr. Twinkieface October 18, 2020

Sex

That great feeling. Basically, ur doing proper sexy kisses that go DEEEP and then u touch a gurls ass which feels even better. Then the girls make those groaning noises which is everything. Then u kiss even more deep, then take your clothes off, if your a guy you will do the honours of squeezing a ladies boobs and taking her bra off, if your a gurl ur supposed to make sexy sounds. You also give each other hickeys and its just wow.

Oh and if your gay, even better if your a woman.

Tonight, Amy and James were going to have sex.

Amy: This will be awesome!
James: *takes amys clothes and bra off and starts squeezing her boobs and kisses her on the neck.*
Amy: mmmmmmmmmmm *kisses james on lips hard*
James: turn round
Amy: safe.
James *takes amys pants off and starts touching her vagina as if it is trasured*
Amy: wooow babe, awesome, keep going!
James harder?
Amy: yass baby!
James*does it harder*
Amy moans
James: babe, i-i love you.

Amy: faints on spot
James kisses her back to life
Amy: babe mom is coming! We should show her our love
James and amy make love so hard that they never forget it.
Mom arranges a marriage for them

by #someoneamazingandrude# March 24, 2019

Sex

Why the fuck are you looking up sex?!? Almost half the definitions on here are about it. But anyways its when a man inserts his penis into a womans vagina repeatedly. Unless they are homosexual or some shit.

Damn y'all are dumb for searching what sex is.

by Stoned_Boii420 October 05, 2016

Sex

Sex is one of the greatest things in the world you get to strip each other and stich a dick up a ass but if you do it you could get Pregnant and die

I had sex last night and now i am pregnant

by Ttheboy November 11, 2019

Sex

The act of two or more persons seeking physical pleasure (sexual intercourse) involving the use of male and female reproductive functions.

We just had the best sex ever!

by vRezziiee January 08, 2016

sexity sexy sex sex

even sexier sexy sex. the hardest to get but best sex out there.

dude 1: me n my girl had sexy sex

dude 2: yeah but me and mine had sexity sexy sex sex
dude 1: damn bro sexity sexy sex sex is the best sex you can get, you lucky af

by bigbadoops69420 April 21, 2022