Pavanish

language of pretty girl Pavani

“I am fluent in Pavanish.”
“Pavanish is superior to English”

by AngelTooReal July 11, 2025

Peanut butter jelly sandwich

When you fuck your girlfriend in the ass while she really needs to shit and then you cum in her ass and after you pull out it goes all over her ass cheeks making a peanut butter jelly sandwich

Bro last night my girlfriend needed to shit while we were having sex and after I nutted it all came out making a peanut butter jelly sandwich

by JellySandwich July 20, 2025

Peanut Butter Rivalries

Peanut Butter Rivalries is when the most well know rivals, think they are opposites but are the same for the most part. They think they are peanut butter and jelly but they are just peanut butter and peanut butter.

Modern politics are a bunch of Peanut Butter Rivalries, two sides of the same coin, except it's a piece of bread with the same spread.

by Odd_James August 4, 2025

Peanut Butter and Scharmfen

A Peanut Butter and Scharmfen is a sandwich with peanut butter and cyanide with 15 grams of uranium

Hey! Do you want a Peanut Butter and Scharmfen?

by ChristmasMarcus7 August 27, 2025

Peanut

1. A socially awkward wall flower who joins an Aussie rules footy club and impedes on a silly Sunday wig out.

“You’re right, if it wasn’t for peanut I would be in another planet of doots”

Synonym- Retard

Example- Holy fuck how am I supposed to launch when peanut is also on the roof

by Cock and Cartilage September 16, 2025

Peanut Monkey

Someone who works for next to nothing and provides an extremely sub standard service

That guy is so cheap and his work is so crap, he's a goddam peanut monkey

by The Growling Salmon October 3, 2025

Pecan (Puh-kahn)

This is one of those words that people across this damn country love to disagree about how its pronounced. The correct way to say the term "Pecan", is PuH-KAHN, not PEE-CAN. A PEE CAN is something you piss in, a Puh-Kahn is that nut that is oh so pleasurable just like when you bust a nut.

Your Aunt that is obsessed with Astrology likely swears it is PEE-CAN, however, just like with Astrology, she is completely wrong.

Dale- "Hey, how do you say the word Pecan (Puh-kahn)"
Ethan- "I personally say PEE-CAN"
Dale- "Just like everything you've said, Ethan, is incorrect. A PEE-CAN is something you piss in."

by EricSparks November 6, 2025