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Jack Mormon 


1. A person who associates with The Latter Day saints but is not one of them

2. A Latter Day saint who does not practice or observer the customs and beliefs of The Latter Day Saints
He's the local Jack Mormon of the town.

Jack off 

Composed of two words, jack and off. See those for the individual meanings.
I helped my uncle Jack off his horse.
Jack off by N. 1. August 26, 2006

Micheal Jackson 

~ 1. Angel - a True Angel from heavens who is sent as a gift for all mankind.
~ 2. The King - The powerful, magical King of NeverLand who could really Heal The World, if only they let him.
~ 3. Peter Pan - A true child at His heart who simply has maintained His innocence and purity.
~ 4. A misunderstood one - that is caused by ignorance of people and evil soul of Media.
~ 5. The Best Entertainer who had ever lived in the entire universe - The most successful Singer, Greatest Dancer, Awesome Performer.
~ 6. A RICH man who is SO handsome and that has made MANY, MANY, MANY PEOPLE GROW JEALOUS ABOUT HIM.
~ 7. The Kindest one in the whole world who His love and care for children are so sweet and simple and His mind is so clean.
~ 8. Someone who is found annoying just because He can't be a a usual like all the boring ordinary people and His difference had made him greater than other people. And those who are so closed-minded, can't cope with him just because he is different compared to them.
~ 9. Someone who will always have enemies since he is too hard to be understood because what he does is greater than human's mind.
~ 10. A "NOT GUILTY" ACCUSED MAN WHO IS 100% MORE... INNOCEN and if he is Guilty, he is JUST guilty of being too kind, caring and compassinate for chidlren and people that is too hard for some to comprehend.
~ 11. Someone who is caring the burden of our sins and faults.
~ 12. Someone who looks so lovely and sweet and his love, magic, innocence, beauty, grace, divinity, glory, elegance, gorgeousness, loveliness and majestic is awesomely true.
it's MICHAEL JACKSON NOT Micheal Jackson

Jack Off 

To masturbate.
Can also be used to unexpectedly shock people.
Grandma caught her 15 year-old grandson jacking off (masturbating) and she passed out, had a massive heart attack and died.
Jack Off by chikillanto August 22, 2003

rapping-jack 

South Dakota term for "a very swollen, tight vagina" usually seen in North Korean during winter; other rapping-jacks can refer to the little outfits you can purchase to cover you rapping-jack(et) problem. Much money has been made from rapping-jack jackets; the vagina or "pussy" nevertheless stays very tight and swollen.
"Whoa DUDE, it tried to put my totem pole into her rapping-jack and that chick screamed something chinese at me...said later I had creamed on her rapping-jack jacket"
Arse, ass, rear end.
There are an awful lot of people in this world who put their kids through certain schools, feeder schools, grammar schools and you get absolute tossers doing jobs for exorbitant money.

Well I don't really want to be part of it so you can shove your snooker up your jacksey.
jacksey by dw October 13, 2003