rapping-jack 

South Dakota term for "a very swollen, tight vagina" usually seen in North Korean during winter; other rapping-jacks can refer to the little outfits you can purchase to cover you rapping-jack(et) problem. Much money has been made from rapping-jack jackets; the vagina or "pussy" nevertheless stays very tight and swollen.

"Whoa DUDE, it tried to put my totem pole into her rapping-jack and that chick screamed something chinese at me...said later I had creamed on her rapping-jack jacket"

rapping-jack by Princess Peussie April 9, 2005

jackyl-ripping 

Jackyl-ripping is when you've been stompin' all over the place and have a seriously swampified butthole that needs attention, so you grab a piece of paper towel and cram it way up your ass to clean out the accumulated stank. Then, when maximum absorption has been reach, you carefully rip the stank-rag out of your crack and hide it shamefully in the trash.

It's been so hard to find toilet paper due to the Coronavirus panic that I've been jackyl-ripping.

jackyl-ripping by Jaunty Diggles March 27, 2020