eden workman 

The most beautiful girl in the world. Period. The sweetest person you’ll ever meet who cares for everyone. She only dates the best of the best (Gavin Ivie) and she knows how to make anyone feel better, especially her boyfriend. Eden is really laid back and easy going, she puts everyone shes around into the best moods. Her boyfriend is obviously the luckiest to have her cause she is so amazing and pretty and talented and splendid and all the good in this world rolled into one.

Gavin Ivie: I only date girls who are beautiful both inside and out.
Gavin’s brain: brooooo you should totally date Eden workman

eden workman by Rancheritos November 30, 2019

Middle-of-the-workday hot 

When a female seems hotter during the workday, than she actually is.

At 1:00pm on a Monday at work: wow Susan is hot!

At 10pm on Saturday at a club: Is that the same Susan from work? WTF

Susan is "middle-of-the-workday hot"

Middle-of-the-workday hot by Danswer88 December 21, 2008

burned my workplace down 

A term for "awesome". As in, wouldn't it be awesome to wake up in the morning and find out your shitty, boring job burned down, meaning you don't have to come in and are free to go out and play.

Can also substitute with other ways that your job meets a fiery end, such as "burned my job down/lit my cubicle on fire/firebombed work"

"Did you hear that guitar solo?"

"Yea, it totally burned my workplace down!"

"That pizza burned my workplace down!"

"Star Wars was a great movie, it burned my workplace down!"

burned my workplace down by Postmaster General John Potter May 9, 2013

Boris Audio Works 

A high-quality and professional audio production service, specialising in music production, mixing, mastering, and sound design. Known for its attention to detail and ability to produce top-notch, radio-ready audio tracks. Named after the founder and audio engineer behind the service, Boris.

"I'm really impressed with Boris Audio Works. I've never heard my music sound so good before."

Boris Audio Works by XxILoveXM9G-YT_Xx66 January 10, 2023

Face like a welder's workbench 

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.

"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a welder's workbench!"

Face like a welder's workbench by TeamBPR July 13, 2009

workend 

A weekend on which you have to work.

Paul: Hey Steve, wanna hit the beach on Saturday?
Steve: Can't. It's a workend.

workend by SJN October 6, 2005

College Works 

A scam, a pyramid scheme, a lie. Through an intricate brainwashing process, the company tricks college students into providing them with free promotion and labor, and providing innocent homeowners with god awful paint jobs. Even worse, College Works has an entire corporate branch made just to go online and promote the program by posing as satisfied college students. They compose false testimonials and make fake accounts for online forums to argue with complainers and people who call them out. There are considerable chunks of their website devoted to refuting claims that their program is a scam.
Please Google search "College Works" and form your own opinion.

I got an internship with College Works Panting! There were so many rigorous interviews and training sessions, but they said they want to hire me as a manager!

College Works by bottom brick March 7, 2011