mouth wank

To get a wank from another person using their mouth.

I can't be bothered fuckin you love, just give us a mouth wank

by jaymcsweeney February 24, 2007

Epileptic Wank

Where you super glue your cock to your hand in the wanking position and then have an epileptic fit, causing you to shake vigorously and therefore, Orgasm and discharging. There is a danger of pulling off your cock but the pleasure is worth it. (Can also be done with women)

Person 1: WTF IS HE DOING MATE
Person 2: Having an epileptic wank
Person 3: Looks fun

by JACKDURRRRR December 9, 2012

power wank

The subtle act of pleasuring one's self (male members only) through inserting the tip into a door jamb, or other hinged objects, and then proceeding to slam said object aginst the tip thus making it bleed. This results in not only immense extreme pleasure, but also a lovely indoor fireworks display of man magma, a name derived from the appearance of blood stained jism.

Man 1 : Holy good wank! what happened to yer nob?

Man 2 : I had the mother of all power wanks last night

Man 3 : No shit.

by the wan November 14, 2006

bag of wank

Receptacle, usually cheap, containing the spermatozoic issue from onanistic activity. Occasionally the cause of unwanted pregnancy in female garbage collectors who are exposed to its contents and then slip their contaminated fingers into their genital areas.

Quick - let me get rid of my bag of wank before the wife sees it. And hide that fucking magazine as well.

by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk January 24, 2004

dank wank

dank wank is what you get when you fuck dank twank

if ya wanna no what dank twank is look it up.

my boy b-rad caught a helly case of dank wank

by HaZe_313 April 6, 2007

Power Wank

For when you're so fucking horny from phone sex that only a power wank will do.

TEXT: "Oh god you're really making me want to come fucking badly. Gonna have to have a power wank thinking about your beautiful sexy ass"

by Lucas1212 March 6, 2012

mobile wank wank

to masturbate while recording on a mobile phone.

damn man did u no bout dat mobile wank wank boi? fukin penny did dat shit man.

by bucket boi July 6, 2007