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touchysaurus 

A very rare humanoid that resembles a long lost dinosaur. It likes to creep around and will pop up when you least expect it, sometimes you can see them in photos, also known to photo bomb. It is a rare sighting, so count yourself lucky and make a wish should you see one in your lifetime.
Holly - Omg! That's an amazing photo.

Leia - dear me! Is that a TOUCHYSAURUS in the background ? We must buy a lotto ticket!
touchysaurus by Brukbruk October 14, 2015

Touch my plum 

Caressing the lower back/upper butt where the crack begins.
His hand slid down my back and I felt him touch my plum.
Touch my plum by HisAlienGirl January 26, 2016

touching my tablet

The act of repeatedly slapping the vagina. Then the clitoris.
Mike was touching my tablet last night on our honeymoon.
touching my tablet by Idk😰 March 24, 2016

Touch of the tiz 

Touch of the Tiz (n.) a term used to describe minor autistic or Asperger's tendencies in an otherwise normal person; very mild autism.
Person A: "No matter what we're talking about this guy always steers the conversation back to tube amps!"

Person B: "Yeah, he does get extremely fixated on whatever he's into. I think he's got a touch of the tiz.

touch muffin 

When you finger your lady friend and use the excess spit, cum, vagina juices to make a creamy muffin.
Tina: Bill gave me a touch muffin last night!
Atira: No way I wish I could get a man like that to give me a touch muffin!
Tina: Stfu Atira you ugly slut.
touch muffin by dickscrambler October 6, 2016

touching my hat 

The act of delivering a message to someone by using double meanings and involving third parties or even mass media.

The message is usually covered by a supposed to be weird sense of humour and can have disastrous consequences such as destroying relationships, causing depression or having the career jeopardized by losing the job.
It is not unusual that the sender is that immature, villain and coward that if asked to have a direct discussion flees away or even claim a friendzone after the damage done through the prank done.
She was touching my hat while her fuckbuddy was making a parody of the love letter I sent her
touching my hat by Sombrero Tocado September 3, 2016