Facebook Ego Syndrome 

When you tell all your friends you are being Facebook Stalked, yet you keep your FB page open so you can continue to be stalked. Secretly your ego is so big that you are loving all the attention it's bringing you. So you post 500 pictures of yourself hoping your stalker will continue to come back, making you feel important, and providing you with something to talk about to your 2,000 FB friends. You have high hopes this stalking claim will continue to build your popularity, you become afraid it will someday end. You become so addicted to the attention, you actually begin stalking your stalker.

Man does that guy have a serious case of Facebook Ego Syndrome, he's been telling the world he is being facebook stalked forever now. Why doesn't he just block the bitch? We all know secretly he is loving all the attention, although he tries to play it off like he doesn't.

Facebook Ego Syndrome by Are you stalking your stalker? November 9, 2009

Charlie Sheen Syndrome 

When a person gets paid much more than what they're objectively worth, thereby giving them a God complex. They become immortal and infallible in their own minds. Can often be seen in government employees and managerial staff.

You: "Can you please sign this paperwork?"
Boss: "I could...Or I could not, then blame it on you, then snort cocaine! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
You: "You really get paid too much for what you do...I suspect you have Charlie Sheen Syndrome"

Charlie Sheen Syndrome by Darebearius March 18, 2011

Death Grip Syndrome

A condition in which frequent masturbation by hand desensitizes the nerves in the cock, thus lessening the pleasure of jerking off.

The best cure for Death Grip Syndrome is a Fleshlight!

Death Grip Syndrome by The Jizz Wiz March 13, 2010

silver surfer syndrome

A problem that occurs when a left handed person smears as the write causing in areas of the hans turned silver.

Guy1: Dude being left handed sucks

Guy2: Let me guess silver surfer syndrome

KGuy1: Yep

silver surfer syndrome by Proto Assassin October 27, 2013

Zimmerman Syndrome 

The pattern of behavior which erupts after a person has shot another to death in cold blood, marked by anger, denial, specious justifications, depression, copious hand-washing, paranoia, avoiding public exposure, etc... and perhaps even several attempts at an apology. Often resulting in the abuse of highly addictive pain-killing drugs and ending in attempts at suicide.

These soldiers returning home from an unpopular foreign campaign are likely to suffer severe Zimmerman Syndrome when the adrenaline wears off and they realize they killed a lot of innocent people along the way to their goal.

Zimmerman Syndrome by paulpaxman August 14, 2012

FMS (aka Fresh Meat Syndrome) 

The tendency to jump on someone new who is decently attractive, or just a member of the opposite sex, upon their entrance or introduction. FMS is found in both genders but much more prevalent in males, those with it can easily be spotted in internet chatrooms, forums, bars and/or any type of group gathering scene.

Upon the entrance of a new female into a chatroom, suddenly all the idle male chatters begin chatting with her. Trying to score brownie points with her by pretending to be concerned or interested in what she has to say.

FMS (aka Fresh Meat Syndrome) by Anghang May 5, 2004

teenage girl syndrome 

n.
The made-up medical term to describe the way a teenage girl always complains about being fat or ugly. Also used as the acronym TGS. Tell a girl it's a medical condition and it's all over with. Trust me

Girl: I'm so fat and ugly. No wonder boys don't like me!
Boy: Well, for one, you're not fat. But you do have chronic and severe TGS.
Girl: TGS?
Boy: Teenage Girl Syndrome.

teenage girl syndrome by Church Of Kaleb July 31, 2005