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poop on my face

A term used when you hate your life and can't take life anymore.
Skye screamed "POOP ON MY FACE MOM!!!" When her mother told her to make her bed.
poop on my face by Jacklover22 September 15, 2013
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Poop Pushing Penis Pleasing Portal

A cute alliterative name for the butthole. The first part "poop pushing" coming from what the anus was made to do, the second part, "penis pleasing", coming from what we sometimes make it do. Hey.. don't knock it till you've tried it!
I fell asleep in the Chim Chim Chatroom and when I woke up my Poop Pushing Penis Pleasing Portal was sore, and I smelled of baby oil.

poop dust bomb 

a nasty ass bowel movement that covers everything in feces and poop dust, much like an ass explosion of diarrhea or a bad case of swamp ass. seriously entertaining !!!
The bathroom at work smelled like boiled dinner, I knew immediately who had dropped the poop dust bomb in there !!!
poop dust bomb by nightwolf777 December 31, 2008

poop ass 

To have poop on or around you ass. Also similar to swamp ass.
"Dude look at Eric..."
"EWWWWE! He has such big poop ass because he didn't go to the bathroom fast enough"
"Ya i know... btw i have poop ass also"
poop ass by dustinarguello January 22, 2009

poop slobber 

watery bowel movement; diarrhea.

(Term created by a five-year old after a messy incident in an Italian Pizzeria.)
After making it to the bathroom just in time, in haste I left a smear of poop slobber on the toilet seat.
poop slobber by Phillip and Kim December 16, 2007

poop fizzle 

The colorful, nasty still ,popping, shit you shit after eating Pop Rocks for three days.
"James theres no toilet paper in here!!!"
"Chris your a dude you piss in there."
"James I just CRAPPED OUT A Poppin, crackin Poop fizzle shit!!No more Fizzy, rockin, treats for me!!"
poop fizzle by T. Beste January 10, 2008