Monkey Crumpet 

A bagel that has been toasted and dunked in a very wet vagina.

Chi Chi: Dude, i had Mary Ann's monkey crumpet yesterday.

Zeke: Oh yea howd that taste

Chi Chi: It was like licking the bottom of the ocean.

Zeke: MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm fishy.

Monkey Crumpet by ZekeOfNature April 17, 2011

Monkey Chow 

Over packing, the act of packing items required for packed items that are not necessary.

Reference to outtakes from Toy Story:
Mrs Potato Head is packing Mr Potato Head with monkey chow. "For the monkeys of course" Does not need monkeys and definitely does not need monkey chow.

My father constantly packs monkey chow for our weekend trip.

Monkey Chow by spribyl May 17, 2011

Monkey D Luffy 

Monkey D Luffy can be said as a undercover word for Condom.

Hey brother, do you have a Monkey D Luffy for me? (Hey brother, do you have a condom for me?)

Monkey D Luffy by Deadjuice August 11, 2018

Monkey Sex 

When some small brain gamer plays like shit in a video game

Kirbs you're really out here playing like monkey sex.

Monkey Sex by Jayke903 October 5, 2019

Monkey Nigger 

A racial slur to describe a black person

Dontavious is a Monkey Nigger

Monkey Nigger by Ooshwon12 May 21, 2023

Monkey Fuck 

similar to a cluster fuck. However this only fequires one person.

dude your work looks like a monkey fuck.

Monkey Fuck by Pee Wee May 1, 2003

Monkey on a Stick 

aka Nothing. Like when you go to the midway at the local fair and spend $50 on cheesy games and all you end up walking away with is a stupid plastic monkey on a stick.

Evan: Dude, how'd it go with the redhead last night?
Art: Dude, it sucked. I got Monkey on a Stick.
Evan: You were robbed dude. You were buying her drinks all night!

Monkey on a Stick by g-othermal November 2, 2009